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[Valentine Mphahlele 🇿🇦 @Valentine_MGMT]

My boi don’t even play this was an estimate I got for a Yatch rental 😂😂😂

[fool me can’t get fooled again @foolmealex]

Dating your coworker used to be one of the top ways to meet your spouse and now there’s a massive social taboo against it

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

“Ur perfume smells so good”

Me:

[Kᴇʟɪᴀʜ Cᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ Rᴇsɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ Kᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ Tᴏᴡɴ @RealKDPFan4Eva]

If I had her body right NOW, you’d have to chase me down to keep me clothed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[WnT @WheelsnToys]

You see this Ubuntu thing?

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

When you want to buy something and find this💔

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to an adult in this era:

[MissMaya @sheslovableMaya]

These 2😭

[bomi @idlyh836]

Im fucking cryitnjsnshsn

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i kinda dont care if my friends talk shit about me to other mutual friends lol sometimes i need to be talked about cus im a lil bitchy

[Lovey 🦄 @Usisipho_N]

I am always my most lonely and miserable when I’m with a man.

[✧ @aesttics]

when I remember embarrassing things I did in the past

[Ayanda @Prudence_bonga]

You blink and then it's time to do your hair and nails again. 😔

[☔ @Whotfismick]

My legs when i am trying to run in my dreams 😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I’m so tired of menstruating, honestly.

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Job post: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.