Warmaster

I’m a loser I wish I was dead

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

If she can tie your penis in a knot using just her tongue she’s a good kisser

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Life’s a lot easier once you realize nothing matters your time is not important you don’t need anything you can lay in bed forever

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Kubrick staring at the Christmas carolers while I hold a pump action just behind the door

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Good pussy smells like wet dog

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Boss: how are you today
Me: chugging dick and rubbing clits gangster
Boss: You can’t say any of that

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

I’m like an old sick dog that the family loves too much to euthanize

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Kids these days can’t do that because I already smashed all the glass there’s none left

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

I used to go to abandoned buildings just to smash glass for a few hours

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

I refused to lose my virginity before I was 16 and even then I wasn’t thrilled about it

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Let me impart some wisdom playboy, if the cart gets you high it’s not fake

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Everyone’s trying to fuck on me and suck on me

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Most pussy I ever got was when I was homeless

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Raising my standard issue pistol, staring in the mirror as I put it to my temple, getting too scared to do it, go back to my job as a US postal service inspector

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

You’re in her dms I’m at her intervention

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

The pussy was delirious

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

@cuckold69420 Pizza dough

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Mom said she stopped loving me after I did acid on Christmas

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Every town has an autistic guy who pretends to be Michael Jackson

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

Take a pussy leave a pussy

[Warmaster @KILLTHEMAYOR]

When I say I’m rock hard I mean having a good time