“Bad” Billy Pratt

Essays on the little private truths of dating, sex, nostalgia, aging, and being alive after the internet ruined everyone

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@1911_Respecter WOW

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Good afternoon from Martha’s Vineyard, bros 🥂

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@TheDanRyanKills I hope they are

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I went to the Gay Head store but they were out of you

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@crotchner2 Went to the community cookout and everyone knew your name

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@JustThatGuyAdam So true

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@DrewVento SHORT COCK

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@stephanicci LOL

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Not conventionally pretty

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@Flourofthecake @ourladyofsun I HOPE YOU DO TOO

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My girlfriend stole a bunch of “discontinued color” Crayola crayons from the overpriced breakfast place we ate at

[Elizabeth @ourladyofsun]

Breakfast on the vineyard today, but the best part was that I came across a whole bunch of discontinued Crayola crayon colors from the 90s

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@hollowearthterf She’s the actual best

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@SolipsisticMule LOLSPLOSION

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@heyraven_io CORRECT

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@HoldenOut4Happy @ourladyofsun @Masa_Chips @Vandy_Crisps It was actually $18/bag, pal

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@HempsteadTirez @ourladyofsun @Masa_Chips @Vandy_Crisps They were $18

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@crotchner2 I like making small talk, ok

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@JungianTyler @JustThatGuyAdam My dad passed in 2003, but good for you, brother

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@WAL75751 LOL

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@AlyssaLogic What do you mean???

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@1911_Respecter I like making chitchat, what can I say?