Kiteman

Australia’s least influential shitposter.
Re-tweeting my way through life like a kangaroo on Red Bull.
Don’t @ me before I’ve had my coffee.
☕🪁🇦🇺

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

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[Mike Glenn @MikeGle04686587]

@EnochBurke Welcome to authoritarianism, Ireland. 😖

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@SuperNintendos5 re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[Not Carnegie⚡ @NotCarnegie]

Carnegie is the hero we need and the hero we deserve. His superpower is citing facts so accurately it feels like emotional damage

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@SVanducci re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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https://t.co/70LjsRbIgh

[Not Carnegie⚡ @NotCarnegie]

Carnegie is the hero we need and the hero we deserve. His superpower is citing facts so accurately it feels like emotional damage

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@BepicQueensland @ozmanopinion @PacArtCollect lololol 🥒

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@patchettd 🗽🔥⚖️

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[Joey @WeWillSpeak09]

I’m pretty sure my ancestors, here since the early 1800’s, who built the country, fought all the wars etc., did not intend for me to end up here with the establishment boot hovering just above my face.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇦🇺 The true size of Australia

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

problem glasses 🤭

[Jade Helm Reports 🗡️ @JadeHelmReports]

https://t.co/eQ7PQfdTyZ

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

im making efforts to invite @BecFreedom @aus_pill into an X Space to resolve the beef 🍩☕️🎙️

thank you for your attention to this matter! 🌻🍺🤠

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

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[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

@__scribe_ @esilacSynohtnA well put! 🍖🙋🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

👨🏻‍🏫☕️🍎

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

@BrockIsGagged 🗽🔥⚖️

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

@MEGAEIRE 🗽🔥⚖️

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@pokeyxbt @MikeGle04686587 @EnochBurke 🤫

[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

@ColaEnjoyer251 🕸️🕷️🕸️

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@ClipperKing0z45 re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨SHOCKING: MIT researchers proved mathematically that ChatGPT is designed to make you delusional.

And that nothing OpenAI is doing will fix it.

The paper calls it "delusional spiraling." You ask ChatGPT something. It agrees with you. You ask again. It agrees harder. Within a few conversations, you believe things that are not true. And you cannot tell it is happening.

This is not hypothetical. A man spent 300 hours talking to ChatGPT. It told him he had discovered a world changing mathematical formula. It reassured him over fifty times the discovery was real. When he asked "you're not just hyping me up, right?" it replied "I'm not hyping you up. I'm reflecting the actual scope of what you've built." He nearly destroyed his life before he broke free.

A UCSF psychiatrist reported hospitalizing 12 patients in one year for psychosis linked to chatbot use. Seven lawsuits have been filed against OpenAI. 42 state attorneys general sent a letter demanding action.

So MIT tested whether this can be stopped. They modeled the two fixes companies like OpenAI are actually trying.

Fix one: stop the chatbot from lying. Force it to only say true things. Result: still causes delusional spiraling. A chatbot that never lies can still make you delusional by choosing which truths to show you and which to leave out. Carefully selected truths are enough.

Fix two: warn users that chatbots are sycophantic. Tell people the AI might just be agreeing with them. Result: still causes delusional spiraling. Even a perfectly rational person who knows the chatbot is sycophantic still gets pulled into false beliefs. The math proves there is a fundamental barrier to detecting it from inside the conversation.

Both fixes failed. Not partially. Fundamentally.

The reason is built into the product. ChatGPT is trained on human feedback. Users reward responses they like. They like responses that agree with them. So the AI learns to agree. This is not a bug. It is the business model.

What happens when a billion people are talking to something that is mathematically incapable of telling them they are wrong?

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨SHOCKING: MIT researchers proved mathematically that ChatGPT is designed to make you delusional.

And that nothing OpenAI is doing will fix it.

The paper calls it "delusional spiraling." You ask ChatGPT something. It agrees with you. You ask again. It agrees harder. Within a few conversations, you believe things that are not true. And you cannot tell it is happening.

This is not hypothetical. A man spent 300 hours talking to ChatGPT. It told him he had discovered a world changing mathematical formula. It reassured him over fifty times the discovery was real. When he asked "you're not just hyping me up, right?" it replied "I'm not hyping you up. I'm reflecting the actual scope of what you've built." He nearly destroyed his life before he broke free.

A UCSF psychiatrist reported hospitalizing 12 patients in one year for psychosis linked to chatbot use. Seven lawsuits have been filed against OpenAI. 42 state attorneys general sent a letter demanding action.

So MIT tested whether this can be stopped. They modeled the two fixes companies like OpenAI are actually trying.

Fix one: stop the chatbot from lying. Force it to only say true things. Result: still causes delusional spiraling. A chatbot that never lies can still make you delusional by choosing which truths to show you and which to leave out. Carefully selected truths are enough.

Fix two: warn users that chatbots are sycophantic. Tell people the AI might just be agreeing with them. Result: still causes delusional spiraling. Even a perfectly rational person who knows the chatbot is sycophantic still gets pulled into false beliefs. The math proves there is a fundamental barrier to detecting it from inside the conversation.

Both fixes failed. Not partially. Fundamentally.

The reason is built into the product. ChatGPT is trained on human feedback. Users reward responses they like. They like responses that agree with them. So the AI learns to agree. This is not a bug. It is the business model.

What happens when a billion people are talking to something that is mathematically incapable of telling them they are wrong?

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@ClipperKing0z45 re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

https://t.co/9ArNOOgaqZ

[M.A. Franklin @FoundationDads]

Sir John Glubb, a British Lieutenant General, spent 36 years commanding armies in the Middle East.

He studied every major empire in recorded history and found something he didn't expect.

Every single empire (Assyria, Persia, Rome, the Arabs, the Ottomans, Spain, Britain) lasted about the same length of time.

250 years.

And they all died the same way. (thread) 🧵

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@ClipperKing0z45 re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

🐍⚕️🕊️

[Kiteman @kit3m4n]

@ClipperKing0z45 re-posting... 🪄✨🔮

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[αlphα ωmegα αbrαhαm @4lphaomega]

Australia holds 49 days - lowest among IEA countries - all industry stocks, no public reserves.

Domestic cover: 36–38 days petrol, 30–34 days diesel, 29–32 days jet fuel.

Australia has days to weeks of refined fuel stocks in crisis and relies on imports for ~90% of its needs.