Dear Billy & Betty Biden Impeachment,
As much as I hate to interrupt the personal zen that is your daily angry Facebook rant at Chick-fil-A for the wokeification of their nuggets, I have something I’d like to share with you.
You see, you keep talking about Joe Biden’s family being ‘corrupt’, and here’s the thing about that:
Hunter Biden didn’t make $640 Million while working in the White House.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t have his dad fast track 16 Chinese patents in two months for him.
Ivanka Trump did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get special national security clearance despite deep concerns of possible foreign influence.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get a $2 Billion paycheck from a country he only months before had negotiated official American foreign policy with.
Jared Kushner did.
Sitting President Joe Biden doesn’t have a Chinese bank account.
But sitting “President” Donald Trump sure did.
So, you see… all those “impeachable offenses” you baselessly accuse the Biden family of committing — yeah well, funny thing is, they were actually committed… by the Trumps.
Now I know you won’t believe any of this because facts are about as useful to you as a second pair of underwear and a passport, but it doesn’t make them any less true.
BREAKING: In a devastating rant on national television, MSNBC’s Nicole Wallace declares that today’s traitorous Republican Party “can no longer lay any claim to being the party that stands with the U.S. Military.”
It all started when Trumper Senator Tommy Tuberville announced that he would single-handedly block a whopping 184 military promotions just to spite President Biden. Today, for the first time in 164 years, the U.S. Marine Corps of as left without a leader.
But it gets even worse…
Nicole Wallace declared today, “Here is where it gets alarming: Over the next two months, the staff of the Army, Navy, Air Force, along with the chairman of the Joint Chiefs will see their terms come to the same end. It is a Republican-made problem that figures to get much, much worse. But today marked the fall of the first domino."
Wallace blasted Tuberville, declaring that his “hissy fit” is endangering our national security.
She then set her sights on the entire Republican Party, declaring that, The reality is that today's Republican Party, whose front-runner has been indicted for leaving classified documents around his party like candy in a candy dish, can no longer lay any claim to being the party that stands with the U.S. military. Remember the wisdom of Maya Angelou: ‘When someone tells you who they are over and over and over again, believe them.’”
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BREAKING: Trump’s lawyers make the pathetic argument in court that releasing his presidential documents to the January 6th committee will cause Congress to “perpetually harass” presidents for the rest of eternity. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE RELEASE OF THE DOCUMENTS!
BREAKING: Private citizen Donald Trump announces that he's sent his "Envoy Ambassador" Richard Grenell to the Kosovo-Serbia border to discuss "economic normalization." Trump is like a child playing dress-up as the president. RT TO REMIND HIM THAT BIDEN IS PRESIDENT!
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BREAKING: Trump is in advanced talks to sell rights to his Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C. on the cheap since revenue has dropped by 60%. His gaudy, golden name will be removed from the hotel and it will be rebranded. RT IF YOU’RE GLAD THE TRUMP BRAND IS SINKING!
BREAKING: Biden’s FEMA reveals it sent Louisiana 200 ambulances, 139k tarps, 3.5 million meals, & 2.5 million liters of water BEFORE Ida hit. Trump made California beg for wildfire aid and threw paper towels at Puerto Rico(and delayed $20 billion in aid). RT TO THANK BIDEN!👏👏👏
How does Jen Psaki stay so thin when she eats FOX “News” reporters for lunch every single day? RT IF YOU’RE PROUD OF JEN FOR SETTING TRUMP’S FOX NEWS LIARS STRAIGHT ON A DAILY BASIS!
BREAKING: Wisconsin Republican lawmaker Andre Jacque, who sponsored bills banning mask & vaccine mandates, is now intubated and fighting for his life on a ventilator after catching COVID just days after going maskless during a heated committee meeting. RT IF YOU’RE VACCINATED!
“We had a very good conversation with the leader of the Taliban today, and they’re looking to get this ended, and we’re looking to get it ended. I think we all have a very common interest. We had, actually, a very good talk with the leader of the Taliban.”
~Trump March 3, 2020
“The relationship is very good that I have with the mullah. We had a good long conversation today and, you know, they want to cease the violence. They’d like to cease violence also.”
~Trump on his claim the Taliban is against violence https://t.co/Y2aljvT9mA
Years from now:
- So it kept getting worse?
-- Yep.
- There was no way to stop it?
-- There was a vaccine.
- It was too difficult or expensive to get to everyone?
-- The was enough for everyone. And it was free.
- So what went wrong?
-- Let me tell you about the GOP.