Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat

I'm more of a laptop cat than a lap cat.

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

My mum says elon musky twat is a creepy man child cunt whos turned twitter into a toxic pit of hell so we'll be deleting all accounts tomorrow. You'll find TheTuesdays on bluesky but if you support trump, dont bother!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@FlyOnNo10Wall I can't be bothered to hate him. Hes a proper cunt though so I'll have a nap instead.

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Medical expert here... if your mummy shakes the magic bag of special kitty crack treats we all love & adore, does the tongue retract immediately enabling you to resume to "super cute face"? If not, immediate vetinhairy surgery required!!!!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

I'm not scared of the thunder. No way! I only came in to the bedroom after the 1st big crack to check the mum & @BonnieTuesday22 were both ok. I wouldn't want them to be scared. Thats all. #catsoftwitter #imnotscaredyouare

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@rickygervais Day? One day a year? Oh you really are as funny as my mum says you are. 😹😹😹 one day! Imagine that! I cant breathe. Someone tell this human 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@QueenieBelfast Who rescued who? It goes both ways right! 😽❤

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

Its #InternationalCatDay but I'm a lucky girl. I was born as a stray, i lived outdoors for a long time & was very sick when hooms rescued & found me my mum. Now EVERY day is fabulous, warm, safe & dont even remember being hungry (dont tell the mum that bit though) #catsoftwitter

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@Ollie47249741 #rescueismyfavoritebreed so the mum says 😽

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@Number10cat @PoliticalPics Sorry, I'm a little bit confused..... when is it NOT #InternationalCatDay ? Cos in my house.... every day!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@DrJoFranklin I must've scared em off, they stayed away (the police protected the area too so i guess they deserve some credit!)

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

Mum doesn't want to let me out in case I go beat up the far right racists that have come to town! Let me at em mum, I'll paw punch the lot of em!

#RiotsNotProtests #FacistsNotWelcomeHere

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

Kitty cat frens! Theres a brave Police Doggo needs our help. Check my sisterdogs post, she'll tell you what to do! Fanks!

Share share share. Dont mess with Pawtrol Dogs!
#CatsOnTwitter #CatsofTwittter #Cats

[BonnieDogTuesday @BonnieTuesday22]

Frens! A very brave Police Doggo needs our help! One of the thugs threw a brick at his head & apawrently there could be footage doing the rounds showing which cretin did it. Please share & report if you see anything that might help the Police #DogsOnTwitter #Dogs @kitty_tuesday

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

I've been watching gymnastics at #Olympics2024Paris. Its easy. This was taken just before i did a perfect twist, triple back jump & landed gracefully. The mum forgot to film it but i did it, Honest!
I win 1 gazillion points, all the golds & all the treatos! #catsoftwitter #cats

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Can i have gold for best Distractoring The Mum at Work with extra super cuting & purrs?

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Can i have gold for best Distractoring The Mum at Work with extra super cuting & purrs?

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF & you weren't fired, you left because of artistic differences!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Tell her to flip off, you don't need her anyway! If it was me id take her a collection of mices. I don't eat my mice friends, i just bring them home alive to show my mum how many frens i have. Maybe Les Miserable Old Hag Petunia would like that more? Worth a try

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Step aside!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@PickliciousF Are you not swimming in the olympickles tonight? You shouldn't eat before a race, you'll sink to the bottom of the pool!

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

@maureenelis Fank you. Im hiding in the wardrobe cos the mum keeps singing Happy Gotcha Day to me every time she sees me 🙀

[Ruby Tuesday Kitty Cat @kitty_tuesday]

It's my 4th Gotcha Day! 4 whole yrs of getting floof up the mums nose, distracting her from work & drinking her tea! #catsoftwitter #cats #ChildlessCatWomen