Lord Golliwog

Studies prove that women drive better than cats.
Veritas filia temporis.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

The Free Wales Army have come.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

Attention everyone, today is International MEN'S DAY, that means you get on your hands and knees and prostrate yourself to the man who owns you. Today is the day of worship, of veneration to the one who is the reason you have soft velvety rugs and a roof over your head.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

I am a threat to Finnish democracy AND I lift tractors. Deal with it.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

I'm going to demand that random people in the street MOVE OUT THE WAY because I want to bathe in the radiant lustre of the sun.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

How come I'm not a famous philosopher like Diogenes. I'm much nicer than him, I don't live in a fucking barrel and I talk nonstop. This is an outrage!

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

The passage of time will dawn on all, and those who are proud will wail and shriek as they go, whilst the humble will bow their heads and accept their fate. Content that they have lived life honourably. Veritas filia temporis.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

Which retirement home will Jake Paul be visiting to find his next opponent?

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

Thus, they feel the need to resort to broadly calling themselves "African American" as opposed to "Chinese America", "Korean American", "Japanese American" and so on, resulting in a culture contrived solely from their pigment and not their cultural accomplishments.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

Has anyone ever realised that blacks seem to be the only cultural group that doesn't have a persistent longterm identity in any country they immigrate too? Instead of having a "Gambian" group and a "Congo" group, they solely identify themselves as "Black"

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

The only conclusion I can draw from this behaviour, which is reminiscent upon blacks throughout America, UK, France and so on, is that they don't have any discernible and distinctive cultural identity that is capable of carrying through over several generations.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

How the fuck am I meant to do this eldritch cosmic, astrology induced verification ritual when half the circle I'm looking at is fucking covered? What type of fucking clairvoyant sage is meant to get this right?

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

The beauty of being a white man is that one day I can be Welsh, the next New Zealand and perhaps the next week Danish, and anyone who tries to claim that I'm not a Welsh supersoldier can shut the fuck up, because I look the part. "All war, I am Aryan" - Spanian.

[Lord Golliwog @KiwiWanderlust]

The puddle's always be deeper than it initially appears. It starts with questioning the shadow bureaucracy and inevitably ends with realising that the Swiss Confederacy is the catalyst of the world's problems and the purveyor of freemasonry.