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[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

I draw my eyebrows on every day just so I can frown at men

[Chris @citehchris]

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

My New Year’s resolution is to keep gaslighting myself into believing I am a real running girlie

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Me checking my phone to see if it’s 9.45 yet:

[NOAHFINNCE👹 @noahfinnadams]

bring back guy fawkes

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

you tellin me a ginger bred this man?

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

when drinking this christmas pls remember the correct response to the bartender asking you “anything else?” Is “whatever you’re having” and not “oh and a guiness”

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

A working draft of my 2024 celeb predictions

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

Tricking myself into thinking I’ve got a new phone by replacing the screen protector that has been cracked since 2020

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

Karl showing me his Spotify wrapped: “can u tell I have a personality disorder?”

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

Runna will be like “ok todays the day, easy run” and then it’s a 5k

[trash jones @jzux]

at the bar asking for a capri sun neat

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I know this is sweet and innocent but I can’t stop laughing at the idea of a muppet going to war.

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

“I think it would be hard for you to make bad decisions while watching brother bear”

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Friends star Matthew Perry dies of apparent drowning at 54

https://t.co/i6eXhXtyC2

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Other cat: 😐
Orange cat: 😛

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

#realestpersononearth #beanz

[kizzie @kizzieproctor]

“would you say Sean Paul is reggae?”