kjell 🇳🇴

if I'm posting something here I'm probably drunk and/or angry.

got a youtube channel with the same name.
usually drunk and angry there aswell

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

you COULD be doing good things.
but instead you attack some rando who's already struggeling to get through this shit.

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

you'd think hackers could bother like corrupt politicians, or online content creators who are know child predators.
but NO!
they attack people like me,
people with nothing to lose
and is already prepped to blow their brains out..
fuck you person trying to access my MS account

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

opinion on evolved jobs in 14?
cautiously optimistic.
to the point I'm spitting distance from Pessimistic.

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

PSA: if you do the lvl 30 quest for your class in #FFXIV
you get another quest from that NPC
that unlocks your Job(upgraded class)

so fucking do it!
because I'm about to start reporting assholes
that shows up to lvl 70+ dungeon as a class

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

now I'm off to the store to buy alcohol.
because this day has sucked and this shit pushed me over... yes thats right @YouTubeCreators alcohol!
I can do that.. because I'm 36!

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

can't believe I have to prove to youtube I'm over 18..
I'm 36!
and I'm pretty sure my account is over 18 at this point..
I HAVE VIDEOS WITH MY FACE IN THEM!
my fucking god!
looking forward to someone hacking their shit
and my ID gets stolen or something over this pointless shit

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

had a new email saying they were removing a bunch of shit, because they couldnt verify my age.
so I went to the studio page went through hell cause it wouldnt accept my password.

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

aaaaaand theres a lvl 85 lancer in limsa...
I fucking give up on this community

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

BEHOLD! the most pointless fucking thing since ME!
fill in a form to report assholes,
report game breaking bugs, you name it.
and FUCK ALL HAPPENDS!
why is this shit even still in the game?
they clearly don't even read the reports

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

never thought I'd leave a dungeon before first boss..
but I am so sick of dipshit tanks that refuse to use mits.. why do they queue up when I'm on healer?
so fucking sick of these shitholes.

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

oh don't worry we've made sure to put safe spots in melee range..

yeah.. safespots that are about the size of our hitboxes + the average dick size of a BEE!

I stand in em, still get vulnstacks.. thanks square.
no melee hate here nah nah nah.... fuck you

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

it's easy to win by doing nothing,
when all your competitors just keep doing shitty
and/or stupid shit.

if your competitors are self-destructive,
no need to stress.. just lean back and watch the fire.

thanks for the life lesson steam

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

ok spend some time fixing a problem caused by other people again.
but if I didnt, I wouldnt be able to access my online bank..
kicked in the head or the gut... I chose gut.
now if people would just STOP CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR ME THAT I HAVE TO FIX... then that would be cool

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

funny how healers can queue up as healers and refuse to do their job..
but the moment I turn off tank stance and start shirking the healer on CD, I'm being toxic...

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

another dungeon as a healer in 14.. another dipshit tank that didn't use mitigation... at lvl 100.
and told me to kill myself when I asked them to use em.. fuck this fucking community

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

not that female avis don't have similar issues...
70MB + and NONE of em was spend on CLOTHES!

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

I need to figure out how to make avatars in #vrchat
for every 1000 female you may one find 1 male..
and they're always half naked and shit optimized.
guess I'll have to do it myself,
if I want something that "Represents me"

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

love going to the store after 5pm..
no one was there, 2 min later every teen IN NORWAY shows up. and chaos starts.
me and my crippling social anxiety had a talk..
and maybe that 3 hour walk to the other store isnt that bad
3 hours there, 3 hours back..
it's just me and the road

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

I don't think I'll make it to 40.
the way the world treats me...
I'm going to die due to a stress induced heart attack within the next 4 years.

that or kill myself I dunno anymore man

[kjell 🇳🇴 @kjellhimself]

wanna learn how to heal in FFXIV?
then EU DF is your friend!
where 9/10 tanks don't use mitigation.
and the dps wont move out of AOEs