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Sally Hines said I'm very bottom drawer

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@munro_nell Yes

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What am I making quiz key ingredient missing

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@aberamentho @jammach Lamb keema

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@Klopps_Mug I am a laundry engineer. Your wash has 3 phases, pre wash, wash and rinse. 30 mins assumes certain times for filling, draining and if needed heating the water between phases. Often takes longer than the assumptions.

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@BradfemlyWalsh Lan did ner for northerns, we also pronounce Carte d'Or Ker Der and chorizo as teritzer

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Science question

How does a washing machine 30 minute wash take fotty? I thought time was relative

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Our Mornflake cardboard tube has finally given up after about 15 years, sad sad day

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@iseult @FondOfBeetles When their whole premise is based on a lie then making up data is just an easy reach

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@Worldcuptour You took your own amoretti in your pocket didn't you?

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@alexrubner @Beardandcamera Could have just said fucking nutter, not professional as seriously unhinged though

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@stueymaco Has a bollock dropped again?

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@DNLMDY @jk_rowling Mooses hoof isn't a hoof, or even a moose, it's just men with tight jeans

Trans women are men with mooses hooves

See?

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@Worldcuptour Lamb Keema

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@woriadsmasking It's yellow cherry tomatoes it's just what we had left

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@jammach Lamb Keema

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@BarbaraPym1 Lamb keema

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@alexrubner I'm famous for my Mise en place

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@Nickiandrews8 Beautiful

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New knife in the house