Doesn’t Matter

32, Idk man, ask me something?

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

I ain’t a sub but of I knew a chick was down enough for me, I’d let her lead me on a leash

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

@stupidestlo Literally just how you are sometimes twin

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“Of course all my pants fit?? I dont wear a belt to keep them up, I wear one to have something I can use to choke you with on hand.”

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

Btw, if I talk to you, I prolly goon to you. Js.

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

Not me finding old baby videos 😭

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

A moment of silence for the wiener-less that have never known the joy of a scenic piss. 😞 Stay strong! 💪🏻

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

@emiipilled Well I’m out of ideas

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

*opens twitter at the bar*
*remember what’s on my twitter*
*panic*
*realize people don’t matter anyway*
*opens twitter at the bar*

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

My problem is that I am a better book character than an actual human.

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

Fuck her with a glow stick, helps shine a light on her depravity.

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

Hey so working night shift sucks massive donkey dick and I some how forgot that

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That face when no one to cock warm you while you game 😞

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@stupidestlo 😂😂😂 bro what

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@fallwnangel I remember this

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@sicklypuppi Yes

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Nothing to goon to 😞

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

“When was the last time you had a restful sleep?” Like 2002 broski

[Doesn’t Matter @Konignox]

If I say “maybe” or some variation therein to a request, you have a 50/50 shot. If I say “no” or some variation therein to a request, there is a zero percent chance of it happening. If I say “yes” or some variation therein to a request, then come hell or high water, it’ll happen.