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[kas aslk @krapach]

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[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Saw Jackass 3D. Not as good as the book.

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."

[Zamil Safwan @zSafwan]

Life is so much more enjoyable now that I've decided I just don't give a fuck http://ff.im/2wRMF

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."

[JerryThomas @JerryThomas]

Every night, before going to bed, I ask myself, have I sprayed enough Febreze today?

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

[kas aslk @krapach]

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[kas aslk @krapach]

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[kas aslk @krapach]

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[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

[Paul Feig @paulfeig]

The only thing better than talking to people you don't want to talk to is when they can't hear you and so you have to say everything twice.

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"No. Tell 'em we're not doing Christmas dinner at a casino... Don't be an ass about it, but tell them why it's a fucking stupid idea."

[JerryThomas @JerryThomas]

People on the International Space Station should eat more local produce.

[kas aslk @krapach]

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[kas aslk @krapach]

I have one follower. And it is my friend Stefan!