Kristin Kane

If given the choice to go out with friends on a Friday night or hug my cat, my cat almost always wins.

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

If anyone wants to send me into a rage, play Michael Bublé’s version of “Santa Baby” just once.

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@ianolvera love you. https://t.co/hz70YyF5An

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

Mood https://t.co/Sw10x4zzms

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@historianna @MyFavMurder The only thing that would make the night better would be if @StevenRayMorris was there.

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

Isn't it strange how every woman knows someone who's been sexually harassed but no man seem to know any harasser?

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@maile_male 💕

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@historianna I love you.

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Women: This man is bad
Men: You’re overreacting
Women: Here’s proof
Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault

[a r i e l l e @groan_woman]

ITS NOT HARD TO *NOT* BE A CREEP. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SEXUALIZED INTERACTIONS WITH WOMEN.

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@groan_woman Love you, sparkle kween.

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@FeliciaKud TAKE MY MONEY, @frannerd.

[Albertina Rizzo @albz]

Kids, this is punk rock. #hero

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@theheartofitpod Can we talk about how much joy it brought me? I was cry-laughing at your 27 video intro attempts. But look at you now - the glow up is real.

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

MOOD https://t.co/VfmgyG0KwR

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

...And stay out!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We. Have. No. President. https://t.co/gkIQTQiZTW

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition. https://t.co/DIr5PkHytn

[Kristin Kane @krisnicolekane]

@groan_woman NO

[Kokujin @Kaibutsu]

Brother kicked that double standard right in the teeth.