Kristinklecomedy

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No one wanted Shane McMahon at WrestleMania, most notably God.

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Watching NXT and I
just started a "THIS IS ADEQUATE" chant #WrestleManiaWeekend

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Everytime Jake Paul wins a 'boxing' match is further evidence that there is no God.

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Can you imagine being a REAL boxer and watching something like this.

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FYI . Sea Otters are the only other animal besides humans that have glory holes.

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Is cutting up your old videos and posting them on the internet what they meant by 'reflecting back on your work as you get older?'

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Enjoy your one centimeter of snow.

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My take on the gender pay gap. https://t.co/k3br7ixqGT

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How do f*ck up getting
high and playing video games.

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Tonight we ugly cry. #RIP #DemBoysForever

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I have been told I have a Game of Thrones face.

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The only chalk made specifically for drawing d*cks on the sidewalk.

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. @DarbyAllin dresses like every emo girl that turned me down in high school. @AEW #AEWDynamite

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I would've never thrown all those eggs at my neighbor's house if I knew their 2023 street value.

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I'm about to start a mosh pit around Planet Fitness. Sound the #LunkAlarm...
Don't give a f*CK.

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Today I learned this is the female pant size for dudes really into ankle bones.

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If I see you in public and call you 'Bud' it's because I recently watched a sh*t ton of Billy Bob Thornton movies.

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Oooh...I wonder who's getting a cock ring for Christmas.

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Cristiano and I are the only Portuguese dudes that didn't score a goal yesterday.
LETS F*CKING GO
#WorldCup2022

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Today is proof USA will take a cortisone shot to the dick and keep going forward. 🇺🇲 #WorldCup