Kristen Hilderman

Writer, editor, and hand-talker. Sorting through the irony of feeling like too much of a mom to pull off mom jeans.

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Check out these fun, hands-on @KiwiCo projects for young scientists, artists & makers ages 0-16+. https://t.co/lzfjFUanL2

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@RogersArena What time will 21 Pilots take the stage tonight? Thanks!

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@SoloLisa I'm sensing a theme 😬😂

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If you see someone leaning on the coffee bar immediately after ordering their drink, you can also find them at the airport, crowding the baggage carousel before their luggage is in sight.

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@SlackHQ Hello! How can I get an invitation to join the wordofthedayis channel?

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I folded a fitted sheet so well that my husband mistook it for the flat sheet. So, my life's work is pretty much done.

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Absolutely riveting deep dive into Alex Jones's disturbing history on this week's @ThisAmerLife – with the most painfully sad, ironic ending https://t.co/xqpwbXToaE

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Colton's new hair is the equivalent of a woman getting bangs after a breakup. #TheBachelorFinale

[katrafarah @katrafarah]

On point and adorable!

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@stevetaylor_bc Uh...it's a Peloton. It's very clearly marked.

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.@stevetaylor_bc I'm also super fancy and totally have a Peloton bike

[The Bachelor Chronicles 🌹🌹🌹 @WEB_DemBois]

Colton: *walks in the general direction of a wall*

Me:

#TheBachelor

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@katrafarah I'll tell you the rest of the saga tomorrow!

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Idea: #TheBachelor contestants must sign “I can't be an influencer” contract so we don't have to hear "I’m here for the right reasons" and Colton doesn't need to wonder if they’re there to get married or to quit their jobs and sell detox tea on Instagram.

[Kristen Hilderman @kristen]

Trying to sort through the irony of feeling like too much of a mom to pull off mom jeans.

[Kristen Hilderman @kristen]

Parent: "My 3yo isn't vaccinated—there is a measles outbreak. Suggestions for precautions I can take to protect her?"
Internet: "If you did enough research to decide not to vaccinate, wouldn't you have researched alternative ways to protect her?"
https://t.co/1VTXFPGqEI

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@kristen ...and then yesterday they changed their handle out of the blue, and then it seems that you randomly got it? I'm hoping that you would be willing to give it back to me?

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@kristen Hi Kristen, I was wondering if I could talk to you about your Twitter handle? It's actually been mine since 2009, and then a few months ago someone broken into my account and stole it, I've been trying to get it back...