Kriz Mc [H]

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[BIEN RICO MARRERITO @ElBuenChico_]

Te pareces al cabrón de lazy town

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@eldiariodedross Yo pensé que era como éstos

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@elduuuui "Pablo! Qué te dije de limpiar el plato donde te serviste la comida que te preparé con tanto amor?!"

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@PaulChato It's so funny how gossip columnists and their fans call any response they don't like "abuse."

I guess you're one of those people who stirs up a beehive just to post on social media a complaint about how evil a bee really is.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@jan_murray @paulwharmby @hughlaurie @unherd Maybe you should learn where and how to use parentheses on your own merit.
If you can't, help yourself by being dunked by celebrities.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@jan_murray @hughlaurie @unherd Speaking positively, I have to say It's great. It's great that you live in a bubble where you can get into a fight with an artist, lose, go act all important and get paid for it.
Part of me wishes you’d try doing the same in Mexico and tell us about the results from true violence

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@jan_murray @defeitoadverso @hughlaurie @unherd But did you learn how to put the brackets in the right place? Or is that the editor's fault, too?

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@peterrhague You're describing Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@FaringForwards You haven't even gotten 100 replies yet, and you're already complaining?

Welcome to social media

[Una mujer cualquiera @CualquieraMujer]

Cosas que solo Morena me ha hecho hacer:

1. Odiar los ajolotes.

2. Festejar una victoria del PRI.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

Del comentario provocador hecho por @jan_murray y la reacción magistral de @hughlaurie hay algo que está pasando desapercibido:
Que un actor le responda -desde su persona y su personaje- a una "periodista" dándole una breve clase de ortografía.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@jan_murray @unherd Technically, you're doing what any gossip journalist does: provoke first, get slapped in the face, then write about the "traumatic event" and make it all about you.
It's a shame you haven't learned the basics: how to write correctly.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray Technically, this whole thing was a spiritual sequel.

I appreciate it.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@aboutmonsters Sorprende que aún no sea tendencia.

[fernanda @aboutmonsters]

Qué gran honor que Hugh Laurie te de un periodicazo en el hocico.

[TonYStarK @TonYStarKS1175]

@GerberZurdo Recuerdo un vídeo de Ángela Aguilar bailando y un comentario decía: Échale más raid que aún se mueve, algo así. Ese comentario termino superando en likes al video y ella termino quitando los comentarios. Entonces no es como que aguante el hate.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@J_Stobrimore @jan_murray Maybe she hates to think

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@Ru_bbity "Haters gonna hate".
Play it, experience it, enjoy it, and let the others enjoy it or let them burn in their own fire.

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray

[Kriz Mc [H] @Kriz_House]

@jan_murray - Liberal tries to be relevant complaining about something that happened decades ago
- Someone involved in the very thing they're criticizing points out their spelling mistakes
- Liberal changes the subject in an effort to sound smart

Same pattern. No matter when you read it