🍿Kryptic🍿

Deliverer of bad takes. Most unbiased sports fan on Twitter.

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[Diego Trades🐒🃏 @DieguitoCharts]

It's funny seeing people arguing if $BTC bottom will be here or like 55k while it will be between 48 and 35k lmao.

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Pretty crazy to think that this is one of the best feuds WWE has produced in a LONG time. MOTY candidate. #AAA #AAANocheDeLosGrandes

[WWE @WWE]

WHAT A MATCH!!!

El Grande Americano KEEPS his mask!!!

#AAANocheDeLosGrandes

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

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[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

My bad, they had 1 shot in OT. 1 shot in about 30+ minutes of play. Not gonna get it done. #GoHabsGo #NHL

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Habs haven't had a shot on goal since the disallowed goal in the third period in game 3... #GoHabsGo #NHL

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Habs haven't had a shot on goal since the disallowed goal in the third period in game 3... #GoHabsGo #NHL

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

On this date last year:

The Toronto Blue Jays (best record in the AL) and the Milwaukee Brewers (best record in the NL) were still under .500

Lotta baseball left to play.

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

@sportsrage imagine that was called a ball on ABS 🤣

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Selling my Topps Brooklyn Collection Captain America Triple Auto Foilfractor 1/1 on auction on Ebay. #Marvel #Topps @Topps @CardPurchaser https://t.co/86FzY52VlG

[Coach Mac @CoachMac950]

@HabsOnReddit Media needs to ask Marty why the Habs are trying to grind out games. They have a Lamborghini Aventador-style offense, and Marty has decided to take it off-roading. Absolutely stupid.

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Absolutely attrocious officiating tonight lol #NHL

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

@b1joe I think she screamed go habs go or something like lets go Montreal before the final verse lol. Hard to make out, but pretty disrespectful 😅

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Hope Habs never have that woman back after that stunt she pulled at the end of the anthem. Wtf lol.. #NHL #GoHabsGo

[Josh Goldberg @JGoldberg12]

The season doesn't officially start until the Dome is open for the first time

Rock and roll time

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

The Sportsnet audio is so badly out of sync....has been all period. Crazy they haven't fixed it. #NHL #GoHabsGo

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Suggesting Springer should have a 3-0 green light with the way Bednar was throwing is a joke. Proceeded to swing through 3 pitches out the zone. Very ugly stuff there. #BlueJays

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Bednar threw 12 pitches in a row outside of the strike zone to Springer and Vlad, got 2 outs. Tying run left on 2nd. Pretty much the type of year it has been. Sad. #BlueJays

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Yeah Jays have fully lost the 2025 magic. Luckily most of the AL sucks, otherwise this season would already be over 🤣 Better wake up and get healthy soon. #BlueJays

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Imperialism aside, the Trump administration considers Venezuelans who come here to be illegals but a Venezuelans in Venezuela to be Americans.

Got it.

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Tell me why that goalie interference couldn't just be reviewed with the original review instead of all that bullshit. Also, just get goal line technology to speed this process up. Surely there's a more efficient way of doing that. Crazy. #NHL #NHLPlayoffs #GoHabsGo

[🍿Kryptic🍿 @KrypticSurvives]

Sportsnet continuing to cut off Michel Lacroix's player intro for a useless Kyle Bukauskus segment just ruins the moment every time. Adds nothing to the moment Just show the full intro FFS! #NHL #GoHabsGo