Owlies! Owlgs!
The glorious time is upon us:
>the prophecy of no-stress interfacing
>the gospel of imagination-based alpha
>the scripture of agentic interfacing
we give you, the https://t.co/rYJ5myZeXR official video!
Let's spread the Hoot. The Hoot is real.
roses are red
violets are blue
your AI agent has owner role
and so does its dog too
meanwhile Kuvi’s escrow can only lock what you deposit and the only “owner” is math. poetry.
Most traders do not wake up thinking, “Today, I need a separate app for spot, perps, options, collateral, margin, and risk.” Thankfully, even crypto is starting to admit that too many tabs is not a strategy.
In my latest piece for @FXFinanceFeeds, I looked at why hybrid crypto apps are gaining distribution by bringing spot, perpetuals, and options into one trading experience, and what that means for single-instrument protocols still competing on specialization.
I spoke with:
@NormanWooding, founder and CEO of @Scrypt_Swiss@hyunsujung_, CEO of @HyperionDeFi@TimMeggs, CEO and co-founder of @lo_tech@dylandewdney, co-founder and CEO of @kuvilabs@chandler_agi, founder of @t54ai
Find out more in my latest for @FXFinanceFeeds:
https://t.co/vxYFvhBZJa
“i’ll just ape with 2 ETH real quick”
3 hours later:
- bridged to wrong chain
- approved a scam token
- swapped at 12% slippage
- got sandwiched by a bot named jared.eth
- still haven’t bought the coin
- wife called
Kuvi would’ve saved your marriage anon.
Someone just claimed the first holder role and took ownership of Stage 2 ranking 🔥
Congrats on the acquisition! @pausilcor1
Moonbag role allows you to earn extra 100 points / day.
By just letting a GEM sit in your wallet.
Reveal time!
New leaderboard Roles just dropped, and they pay you every single day, simply for holding $KUVI.
The rule is simple. double the bag, double the points:
- $KUVI MAXI: 32,000 $KUVI, 800 pts/day
- LASEREYES: 16,000 $KUVI, 400 pts/day
- ALL-IN: 8,000 $KUVI, 200 pts/day
- MOONBAG: 4,000 $KUVI, 100 pts/day
- SMOLLBAG: 2,000 $KUVI, 50 pts/day
- DUSTIE: 1,000 $KUVI, 25 pts/day
Pick your tier. Climb the board.
See you in Stage 2. 🦉
Crypto trading is fragmented. Spot here. Perps there. Options somewhere else. You're constantly moving money between apps just to manage one position.
Users don't want more protocols.
They want outcomes.
That's the gap Kuvi fills: one agentic platform that handles the complexity so you don't have to.
Our CEO @DylanDewdney's quote featured in @FXFinanceFeeds on why the future belongs to platforms that remove that friction 👇
https://t.co/HDiul3Dori
6th Man Ventures: The next big crypto opportunity might be distributed AI.
Not the hyped AI tokens, but infrastructure that gives enterprises a structural edge over centralized providers.
"AI has gone from an IT budget to an entire company budget because now it's human workforce."
The framework:
Find who has the budget, figure out what they're buying (data, compute, energy), then build the decentralized version they'd actually pay for.
FT @CarlKVogel@LGDoucet@6thManVentures.
The real barrier to AI agents managing your money isn't the tech.
It's trust.
Which is why Kuvi runs on escrow-enabled agents.
For agents to handle capital at scale, they need the same frameworks that underpin financial markets today: escrow, underwriting, collateralization.
Our CEO @DylanDewdney and other fintech leaders weigh in on what Robinhood's AI push really means, and what's still missing.
Worth a read: https://t.co/cg3wl9sha8
Trade $KUVI and win your share of a $100,000 prize pool, live on @MEXC 🏆
The June Spotlights event is up, and thrilled to share that $KUVI is featured.
How it works:
1. Trade $KUVI on spot to earn spin chances
2. Spin the wheel and win cryptos right away
3. Repeat for more.
$5,000 in BTC, $2,000 in Gold, $1,000 in SPACEX and more are up for grabs.
$KUVI is the W play to enter.
Ends June 25.
Find the full announcement on MEXC: https://t.co/1BgUTx7V4x
Stage 1 rewards: settled.
200K $KUVI allocated.
20% in wallets now, 80% vesting over 12 months.
🌟 Exclusive: Top 10 of the leaderboard granted early access to testing of the platform during the private beta.
We say it, we ship it.