Kyle Fitzpatrick

Investing in CPG @ Paperboy Ventures. Unfortunately much better at LinkedIn.

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@p_millerd Harry going full heel against the joys of human life has been pretty entertaining to watch over these last couple months

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

We talk about unethical hoops.

This is unethical VC.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[Adam Schupak @AdamSchupak]

How is Wyndham Clark going to celebrate his win tonight? Said he has some good friends and family for dinner at Carbone’s. “Open some grape and see where the night takes us.” 💪

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@p_millerd Hahah that’s what I thought. Have heard good things about beehiv, may give it a shot.

And no joke, 5 mins after that tweet I sent out our weekly Friday newsletter and ran into a Squarespace issue

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

How much of a psycho am I for continuing to run my newsletters on Squarespace in 2026?

What email platform are the kids using these days?

Priorities: audience growth, analytics, not insanely expensive…

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@MichaelDBrandt Legit the single worst phrase in business

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

IQBar, Mid-Day Squares, David Bar

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

The plan?

Tell ‘em beer has protein in it.

[Squawk Box @SquawkCNBC]

"We see moderation and healthier habits. In this case beer is fantastic because beer is low in alcohol, lower in calories," says @abinbev CEO Michel Doukeris. "Beer naturally has protein." https://t.co/LO9rs5nrcB

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

Who is making the avocado version of this and what are your wiring instructions?

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs?

Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage.

One is ready today.

The next one is ready tomorrow.

The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.”

Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem.

What do you think?
Would you prefer your bananas this way?

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@StephNass Bar

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@iPaulLee Doing exactly this in CPG at paperboy ventures

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@Shwinnabego Yep, goes for founders too. The “How to win friends and influence people” effect

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@andruyeung @rhobusiness @PartenDrewL In as a player / coach

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

In case you ever wanted to drink your Beyond Meat…

[Beyond Meat @BeyondMeat]

Sooo...this happened. ​

Beyond Immerse is here. Our first-ever drink line. ​

🧃 The Lineup: 🍑 Peach Mango 🍊 Orange Tangerine 🍋 Lemon Lime ​

Each flavor will come in two options: ​
-10g protein/7g fiber/60 calories​
-20g protein/7g fiber/100 calories ​
​
💪 Good source of protein ➡️ critical to support muscle health ​
🌱 Excellent source of fiber with 7g per serving ➡️ vital to support a healthy gut ​
🍊 Excellent source of antioxidant Vitamin C ➡️ essential to support immune function ​
⚡ Plus, made with electrolytes​

Try it before anyone else. Only at https://t.co/vuxP57EzAl

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@MaxMulvihil Thank you. No chance

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@orenmeetsworld 😂

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@josephrrotondo Smearcase all day

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

On LinkedIn this is already at 80/20

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

"The quantity of AI-generated articles has surpassed the quantity of human-written articles being published on the internet"

[Kyle Fitzpatrick @kylefitzpat]

@MaxMulvihil Actually laughed out loud at this 😆