Kyle Geiger

Full time guestlist request responder. Recovering purist. Bookings: [email protected]

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

Haven’t used this in over a year…Did I miss anything on here that helped make the world a better place?

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@jakepaul „Regardless of emotion I’m just presenting you with facts….which I clearly demonstrate I don’t understand based on how I present them.“

YouTuber school of economics™️

Any thoughts on what economists think a 60% tariff on all goods imported from China will do to help inflation?

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

Press photos are God‘s way of eventually humbling every person who has ever made fun of graduation or engagement photos.

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Fort Wayne tonight! The Thursday night tradition continues at the infamous O‘Sullivans 😵‍💫

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@elonmusk Jesus Christ I hope you don't find information on how to launch rockets and self drive cars in the same way you go about finding information on politics and immigration.

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CrowdStrike might be the best name ever for a software company that can grind global travel and banking to a halt.

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There's clearly issues with the music streaming ecosystem, but there's probably the same number of disingenuous arguments against it. So, let's start with the basics: What do you think an artist should be paid, per stream? What do you think the monthly subscription should cost?

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I’ve happily been off the World Wide Web a lot more lately, so can someone explain this common joke about paying to play in Ibiza? Any factual stuff or just memes memeing?

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

@truncate_la 🤣

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It’s 2024 and agencies are still making promoters fill out forms stating the distance in kilometers between the hotel and the venue. Have DJs not heard of Mapquest?

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

Me when I realize I just left new feedback on a promo I forgot that already left feedback on a month ago.

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

@papa_linky @ScubaOfficial I have a lot of respect for a lot of hard techno people, some whom are my closest friends in the scene.
They were making hard techno when it yielded nothing for them, and experienced lots of dry spells by sticking to their guns. I don’t think this tweet was about them.

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@papa_linky @ScubaOfficial When there’s a valid criticism of something that lacks any artistic integrity, not because of differences in musical preferences, but because of incredibly tacky execution and jumping from trend to trend…just dismiss any critique as someone’s inability to have fun?

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@papa_linky @ScubaOfficial Correct, he’s referring to the people who all jumped ship at the exact same time for the sake of staying relevant. If you were listening to Limp Bizkit and Salt-N-Pepa hard techno mashups since you were in middle school, this doesn’t really apply to you.

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@PicturesFoIder Because pac man and galaga suck to play on a vertical screen, obviously.

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I’m still on the fence about Threads, but I love that it sends Elon Musk a strong message that we all now have choices for where we choose to complain online.

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

So weird that DJs say "thanks for trusting me" more than pilots or heart surgeons do.

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

Anyone remember Instagram Threads?

[Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger]

Career first: Just checked into a hotel, walked into my (alleged) room and a person was laying in bed watching TV.

The weirdness continues tonight Leipzig tonight from 6-10 AM at Obscurité Rave
in Elipamanoke Club!