𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌

|.... I'm back,with a bigger bang💥|
|Politically incorrect|
|PTSD|
|Dyslexic|
|Schizophrenia|
|Highly opinionated|

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

If you've already served one or more terms in any elected post don't ever expect my vote.
It doesn't matter whether it's church, Workers committee , SDC, Councilor, MP, Senator or even Nation President‼️
We need new blood, new ideas , new personalities ‼️

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@chidawaTee 🎶Tafadzwa Nyarara , unyararise ,🎶
🎶Denga rinoziva 🎶

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@Thickiana2001 @SmangaMad Be that as it may ,
A normal person has a favorite eating place,
Indicating a whole list like this is evident that ndekwekuendeswa

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

Hove huru anovafushira vese pama freestyle

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@SheSaidSoZW Antonio Banderas ,

Desperado vibes ......

[Maphiri @Chibuleni]

I just witnessed the funniest fight of my life. 🤣🤣
A Zulu man and a white guy were going at each other, exchanging words left, right, and center. The argument was getting heated until the white guy suddenly started swearing in fluent Zulu. 😭😭The Zulu man froze, looked at him and said, "Kanti, you can speak Zulu?! So I wasted all my English for nothing?" 🤣🤣🤣At that point the fight was over. Everyone was laughing, including the two people who were fighting. 😂😂💀

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@abel_abizah64 @SMChitova @Zvoutete14 Mati madiii , Mirai mbichana muone

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@SMChitova @Zvoutete14 Chemagora iri nani
Kubva paCrusher kusvika pana Fafi mombe unodhima yaunoda isarurahude,
MaBrahman , Tuli , Mashona , mabhuru , Mhou Matsiru kana zvimhuru

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Every woman who wants a successful relationship needs to understand male nature.

Men and women are not equal.

Men will:

• Stay silent when hurt.
• Think deeply but show less.
• Test loyalty through actions.
• Observe more than they speak.
• Lose interest when unappreciated.
• Avoid vulnerability as it’s high-risk.
• Stop explaining when misunderstood.
• Value peace of mind over attention.
• Distance themselves when disrespected.

Accept men as they are, not as you wish them to be ladies.

[Freeman @freemanchari]

I still remember the first time I killed a chicken. It was tough. Then it got better to a stage where I could slaughter 10 at a time without hesitation.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.

My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?”

She said, “No.”

Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.”

She never did.

Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.

“Are you aware your wife bought land?”

The husband replied:
“No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.”

My sister called my dad angrily:

“Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!”

My Dad answered her:

“You’re the one already scattering it.”

Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Ezekiel @ezekiel_aleke]

Excel + Pivot Table = Instant insights

Excel + Power Query = Automatic Cleaning

Excel + Charts = Visual Storytelling

Excel + Dashboard = Business Intelligence

Excel + All of the Above = Job Ready

Excel is not basic.

You are just using it basically.

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

It's simple,
Half or two thirds of farmers who grew tobacco this year need to revert or take up tomatoes and other everyday veggies

[Uncle Flo! @uncleflo_]

Ayewaka gents, price yemadomasi ikida kugadziriswa aah!

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@CrimeWatchZW Yeah ava vabata mvura manje ...

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

Once you start to see veins on the forehead of someone you arguing with just walk away🤣✋🏾

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Interesting inventions

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@Queeneth01olx Dilemma of women in modern marriages:-

1. Her primal self wants a man superior & better than her. Only then can she respect & desire him.

2. Her feminist self rejects this man's leadership and demands equal treatment.

Torn between the two, she sabotages her own marriage.

[lordmicky.base.eth @0xlordmicky]

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘ Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’

The old man gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.

The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the old man’s table and says, ‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’

The old man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, ‘Go ahead!’

[Sergio Perera @JEFESINCORBATA]

¡Qué recopilación!

[𝖃𝖎 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖌 @LEOTSINDA]

@loiceMututuvar1 What is being is being advertised here is the availability of all other documents
Birth certificates, educational certificates, possessional certificates, drivers licences and passports