If you've already served one or more terms in any elected post don't ever expect my vote.
It doesn't matter whether it's church, Workers committee , SDC, Councilor, MP, Senator or even Nation Presidentโผ๏ธ
We need new blood, new ideas , new personalities โผ๏ธ
@Thickiana2001@SmangaMad Be that as it may ,
A normal person has a favorite eating place,
Indicating a whole list like this is evident that ndekwekuendeswa
I just witnessed the funniest fight of my life. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
A Zulu man and a white guy were going at each other, exchanging words left, right, and center. The argument was getting heated until the white guy suddenly started swearing in fluent Zulu. ๐ญ๐ญThe Zulu man froze, looked at him and said, "Kanti, you can speak Zulu?! So I wasted all my English for nothing?" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃAt that point the fight was over. Everyone was laughing, including the two people who were fighting. ๐๐๐
Every woman who wants a successful relationship needs to understand male nature.
Men and women are not equal.
Men will:
โข Stay silent when hurt.
โข Think deeply but show less.
โข Test loyalty through actions.
โข Observe more than they speak.
โข Lose interest when unappreciated.
โข Avoid vulnerability as itโs high-risk.
โข Stop explaining when misunderstood.
โข Value peace of mind over attention.
โข Distance themselves when disrespected.
Accept men as they are, not as you wish them to be ladies.
I still remember the first time I killed a chicken. It was tough. Then it got better to a stage where I could slaughter 10 at a time without hesitation.
When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.
My dad asked, โIs your husband aware?โ
She said, โNo.โ
Dad replied, โTell him first and get back to me.โ
She never did.
Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.
โAre you aware your wife bought land?โ
The husband replied:
โNo sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.โ
My sister called my dad angrily:
โDad, you want to scatter my marriage!โ
My Dad answered her:
โYouโre the one already scattering it.โ
Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.
22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.
He destroyed the mayorโs house, the judgeโs house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.
Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate ๐
Excel + Pivot Table = Instant insights
Excel + Power Query = Automatic Cleaning
Excel + Charts = Visual Storytelling
Excel + Dashboard = Business Intelligence
Excel + All of the Above = Job Ready
Excel is not basic.
You are just using it basically.
@Queeneth01olx Dilemma of women in modern marriages:-
1. Her primal self wants a man superior & better than her. Only then can she respect & desire him.
2. Her feminist self rejects this man's leadership and demands equal treatment.
Torn between the two, she sabotages her own marriage.
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, โ Sir, Iโm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. Iโm afraid Iโll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!โ
The old man gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.
The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the old manโs table and says, โListen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and Iโll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken Iโll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, Iโll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, Iโll break one of your arms!โ
The old man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the birdโs r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, โGo ahead!โ
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