Hayesinberg

World traveler. Raiders for Life.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Gonna be an epic collision course Stanley Cup Final. Game 1 tonight on ABC. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

[🍁Bernard Roulinski 🍁 @roulinski]

The @CPC_HQ playbook isn’t about informing Canadians; it’s about keeping them perpetually outraged. Every day it’s a spin of the "Manufactured Outrage" wheel—from stoking culture wars to weaponizing genuine economic pain—just to keep the base angry and distracted.
#cdnpoli

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

.@ABDanielleSmith now we know.

You decided to give separatists a referendum and you already pre-recorded your tomorrow’s TV announcement, before the Legislature committee even had a chance to vote on the #ForeverCanadian petition.

The 500,000 Albertans don’t matter.

#ableg

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

ON N'A PAS FINI!

THE SHOW GOES ON!

#GoHabsGo

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

It’s because the formerly cool website where everyone used to spend their time telling jokes and bullshitting about movies got purchased by a human sinkhole then turned into a machine that hands out nickels to the dumbest people on earth whenever they issue the wettest fart

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

The Batman has a deleted scene where Batman goes to Arkham Asylum to ask the Joker for help profiling the Riddler

5 full minutes of Robert Pattinson and Barry Keoghan face to face

"Almost our anniversary, isn't it ?" the Joker says

Warner Bros cut it

[Channing Frye @channingfrye]

It was me in the corner

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

In case anyone missed it….must watch….every single word! 🔥

[Larry Hubich 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇨🇺 @LHubich]

Arrest this creep and put him in jail.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Absolute treat to watch this guy. He put on a clinic in game 3

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Unbelievable. Nothing like it.

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Nobody’s skipped more Signature Events than Rory. So he’s either full of it… or he doesn’t want to “be the most competitive golfer that he can be.”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[Alberta Advantage 🌾 @BertaAdvantage]

wow I love the Alberta Advantage

https://t.co/ymi2yg7kaN

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Bron feeding Bron feeding
his son in his son in
2006 2026

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Hitting the playoff game tying 3 to force OT in the same game you threw an alley oop to your literal son is more impressive in and of itself than 6 rings.

[Hayesinberg @LHayes87]

😭😭😭

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

"There's been many moments where, I kind of locked out. ... And all those moments have been with Bronny." 💜

LeBron James on playing with Bronny James 🥹

(via @NBA)

[Dan Arnold @calgarygrit]

This isn't complicated.

The independent process that every province (including AB) always uses drew a map, after extensive consultation.

Smith is tossing that map out and will ask her own party's MLAs to draw a new one, without any public consultation.

It's gerrymandering.

[izzy @nyiphobic]

there’s a non zero chance that ur teams best skater may still believe in the easter bunny