sam

[sey 🌼 @crit1kcals]

“eat only when you’re hungry and stop when you get full, it’s easy” IM A GLUTTONOUS PIG!!! I DON’T GET FULL YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!

[sam @little_foot_]

Write this on my gravestone

[Noel Gallagher @NoelGallagher]

To whoever might be arsed:
I am not aware of any offer from anybody for any amount of money to reform the legendary Mancunian Rock’n’Roll group Oasis.
I am fully aware though that someone has a single to promote so that’s maybe where the confusion lies.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

@jk_rowling The one time you say something reasonable and everyone’s canceling you 💀

[sam @little_foot_]

@Onision I`m surprised that in your nearly 34 years of life that you have yet to learn the definition of a narcissist

[sam @little_foot_]

@Onision Ah, so they get kicked off Patreon but you leave them up in your objectifying "rating" videos?

[NihongoSOS @NihongoSOS]

sorry, im still breathing.
ごめん、まだ生きてて
gomen, mada ikite te
　　　　　　 ＿＿
　　　　　／＞　　フ
　　　　　| 　_　 _ l
　 　　　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

[Alan Bathtime 🧔🏻🛁⏱ @AlanBathtime]

Hey y'all! I'm back in the bath! I'm all in for this! Love you all ❤️ have a good day today doing whatever you are doing.
-🧔🏻🛁

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

My turn ons are: hugging and depression.

[sam @little_foot_]

☀️☀️☀️

[George Harrison @GeorgeHarrison]

Happy Solstice • Celebrate the sun https://t.co/9nRX9kf4dn

[NihongoSOS @NihongoSOS]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
unfortunately
i woke up again.
ざんねんながら
まためがさめてしまいました。
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\___/) ||
(⌾ㅅ⌾) ||
/ 　 づ

[sam @little_foot_]

Im gonna seize

[TWICE @JYPETWICE]

TWICELAND ZONE 2 : Fantasy Park DVD & BLU-RAY PREVIEW

https://t.co/qcDP9ylnK5

#TWICE #트와이스 #TWICELAND #ZONE2 #FantasyPark

[NihongoSOS @NihongoSOS]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
　 not ugly, just
away from beauty

みにくい わけではなくて
ただ びから ほどとおいだけ
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\___/) ||
(⌾ㅅ⌾) ||
/ 　 づ

[Button Poetry @buttonpoetry]

“I’m gonna get so hot
that everyone’s Tinder
will just show my face.
If you swipe left long
enough the picture
will slowly start crying.”

- @Neilicorn

https://t.co/J83FSpOaM1

[atozy @atozy]

You can always improve