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call me at 1-800-beyotch | she/her

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is so much funnier when you find out extras were told to turn around if they couldn't hold in their laughter 😂

[Dom. @domstoofly]

wtf do yall be watching man

[noxy @stillinbadlands]

he's bald! he's bald and he's torturing people who have hair!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine having to watch this video in court

[klyde @repsfolklore]

elon musk turned on his vibrator

[malu @meowletty]

when he’s ugly as fuck and useless 😍👅👅👅😍👅👅

[ꪖꪀᧁꫀꪶ @wackysapakie]

ellie on her way to seattle

[ramsey @busywomans]

this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I hate this man so fucking much and I hate how goddamn funny he is. Constantly adding shit to my lexicon without my consent. Everything's computer. Beautiful. Fuck you

[jill ♡⚢♡ @23andagleek]

wait wtf

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

can i come over and do this

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

every HOUSE episode: "the patient finally has a diagnosis! we can rest well tonight!"
the treatment they gave him for 45 minutes:

[donnie @donnieplath]

In a place that can make you change. Fall in love agane and agane …

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

Typical Chiefs fan: “I really respect the Eagles but the Chiefs are just too clutch. 27-24.”

Typical Eagles fan: “Birds win 687-3 and then we beat the shit outta everyone wearing red in the parking lot.”