miserable, non-binary candy

my tweets aren’t protected and neither are you. i write songs, make videos and tweet jokes cuz comedy helps me cope. DEBUT ALBUM OUT NOW $RobReuter

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Maybe I’m late, maybe I’m just on time! My debut album “IF THE SHOE FITS...” is finally available now on all streaming platforms. I hope you love it, I hope you dance, I hope you shake the earth with that ass. Thank you 💕 https://t.co/gVqGWegBPp

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

I would watch a Titanique movie. Feels super doable.

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

I’ve had little to no success with air frying Swiss cheese

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Candace Bushnell and Margaret Josephs are joining E!’s The Golden Life as Friend Ofs.

Additional episodes have been ordered!

https://t.co/a4Rns5gDIh

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

You really do come out of working at Pl*net Fitness completely different, never the same

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

the concept of George Santos and Brandi Glanville climbing the side of a mountain together with Kate Gosselin's son, Ruby Rose and Candace Cameron Bure

[Variety @Variety]

Tinky Winky and the Teletubbies dance with the crowd to Britney Spears’ “Toxic” at Canva’s Pride party during #CannesLions.

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

@grannywrapper Literally thought this was you

[Pebe Sebert @grannywrapper]

3 of my dogs have gone missing. Dottie, Ruby, and Coco. They are super friendly. Last seen in Brentwood Tennessee. If you see them please reach out.

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Summer Games on May 19th, I would like to report an assault

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Thanked somebody for giving me directions and they said “it’s not hard”

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Need this new version of "Die With A Smile" injected into my veins immediately

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

We had a Mayhem remix of Die With A Smile the whole time?

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

AI isn't going away but the response to this is heartening because AI visuals now have this stink of being a cheap, amateurish aesthetic faux pas, along the lines of using clipart or Comic Sans.

Boomers can't tell, but you don't advertise Lady Gaga with clipart and Comic Sans.

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

@AppleMusic @ladygaga Gaga slop should never be a thing delete delete delete

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Do I buy myself a cameo from Luann for my birthday yes or yes

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Run to 7/11 for $12 Perfect Order 🥴

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

'Scream 7' star Courteney Cox appears to agree that Paramount inflated the film's box office numbers, after liking Melissa Barrera’s recent statement questioning how much money the movie actually made.

[miserable, non-binary candy @lanadelrob24]

Patient just referred to me as “Rob or whatever” <3

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Vulture credits Lady Gaga’s Dawn of Chromatica with ushering in a new era of pop remix albums:

“When Lady Gaga dropped 2021’s great Chromatica companion album, Dawn of Chromatica, during the two-year pandemic wait for her tour, she made a case for the return of the pop holdover drop. Unlike her earlier Fame Monster remixes, which served utilitarian club fodder to capitalize on her debut, Dawn delightfully surrendered its source material to a wise cast of pop, rap, and dance tinkerers. Now in the mid-2020s, the pop remix album is not a stop gap or trinket but a stepping stone to wider renown.”