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just trying to not get rekt

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@SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc This asshat just keep spewing garbage on autopilot

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@BulwarkOnline He’s psychotic

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@EricLDaugh Bitch looks like he’s about to cry

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@atensnut If by everything you mean you’re a retard.. then yah

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@cryptofergani Pussies won’t buy the dip

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@TedPillows How about you shut your mouth and buy the dip… Teeeed

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@hashjenni Inside Rosie O’Donnell’s asshole tube

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@Mr_Husky1 🇵🇱

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A 24-year-old Polish tennis player arrived in Paris last week ranked 114th in the world, with no sponsors, no guaranteed income, and no certainty she could even pay for her hotel room.

She had to win three qualifying matches just to enter the French Open main draw. Prize money is only paid at the end of the tournament, so a Polish sports drink brand quietly stepped in and covered her hotel bill.

Her name is Maja Chwalinska. And today, she plays in the French Open final.

Before this tournament, she had won exactly one Grand Slam main draw match in her entire career. She had battled depression so severe that in 2021 she couldn't get out of bed. She underwent knee surgery in 2022. She spent years grinding through small tournaments across Europe just to stay afloat.

Then she arrived in Paris, won three qualifiers, and kept winning. Zheng Qinwen. Elise Mertens. Maria Sakkari. Diana Shnaider. Nine straight matches. One set dropped.

She is now the first qualifier in French Open history to reach the final. The last time a qualifier reached a Grand Slam final, it was Emma Raducanu at the 2021 US Open. Raducanu won.

By simply making the final, Chwalinska has earned more prize money than her entire career combined. The runner-up cheque alone is $1.6 million. If she wins today, she takes home $3.25 million.
One week ago she couldn't pay for her hotel room.

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@GrailArchive Is 2026 the year of shit cars or what?

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@CryptoTony__ The ballroom

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@FlippingProfits No. Stop being a pussy

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@MaxCrypto Crypto president my ass

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@BitcOnlys Buy the dip

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@YazanXBT Is this real or weird AI shit?

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@spetsnaz_3

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@cbach7 @HodlMagoo Nah they’ve just created more comfortable slaves

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A rare glimpse of hope for humanity

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@wiseadvicesumit Well o guess it’s eZcash now