Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)
John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.
If passed, the Oregon Journalism Protection Act would be the first law of its kind in the United States, forcing Big Tech to compensate press organizations for a portion of the value that news generates on platforms, by @laur_watso. https://t.co/Pomaw4pb3J
Grifts, memes, disruption, vengeful billionaires—to understand Donald Trump, there’s much to learn from those who cover crypto, by @laur_watso.
https://t.co/DIQFQ3ii9X
The DOGE cuts are a local news story, too.
Federal workers manage lands, protect forests—and, yes, breed fish—all over the country, by @laur_watso. https://t.co/y4pOYR0DR3
The editors of Mongabay, which covers environmental news from around the world, rarely say no to a story. It’s usually a matter not of if, but how to work through the risks. New by @laur_watso. https://t.co/zIscI8iWmd
It seems ridiculous to share this here, on this platform, right now. But here it is, words of wisdom and clarity to keep reading and rereading as we report on the future unfolding. Thank you @SheilaCoronel, written in @CJR
Ten Tips for Reporting in an Autocracy https://t.co/YeSUJsaI4o via @cjr
"Last time Trump was mad at Bezos, the Pentagon steered a $10 billion contract for cloud computing away from Amazon." Jeff Bezos Should Donate the Washington Post to a Charity, by @stevenwaldman. https://t.co/Er1NZCTneh
I'm used to interviewing people and not being interviewed. It's harder than it looks. LOL
It was a pleasure to speak with @laur_watso about covering this election.
Thousands of residents were still without power when @mosbren and his team distributed the @WataugaDemocrat on Wednesday; it was the first news some had received since the storm. @laur_watso for @CJR's Getting the Story, on the work of local reporters https://t.co/DeZfXYY9WH