Laurel Jean Wassner

professional triathlete / photographer / cancer survivor / twin

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@wadewallace Explained the flowers part for me. But then they’re essentially drug dealers and that is all ok? Very poorly written and biased.

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@fast_women I saw that 5th place 2015 stat in another article. Then googled cuz I knew she won ncaa. It’s in the first line of her wiki. It’s like they didn’t keep reading. She beat Karissa!!

[Sarah Wassner Flynn @sarahwflynn]

New episode of THE EMPOWER HOUR with Katie & Sarah is up now! We talk about training for triathlons with a @onepeloton and chat with pro triathlete and Team Wilpers coach @laurelwassner! It's a great episode--tune in!
https://t.co/nBTIFx4OU6

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@ChanSteele @BStoly Omg the dressing room on the second floor!! I cannot unsee and unfeel that.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Cori Bush dropped the mic in about 30 seconds

[Manhattan Bird Alert @BirdCentralPark]

This morning's Central Park BALD EAGLE, perching high, north of the West 81st Street entrance to the park.

[David Monti 🥑 @d9monti]

Race Results Weekly (#RRW) is pleased to announce a policy change for 2021. We will show the women's results first for all competitions. Our official press release is below:

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@NataliaProvatas Laurie Days (inn) 😂

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

BYE A LOT!

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@ACShilton Same.

[Jackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16]

Bless all the theater companies streaming content in order to keep us from getting deeply depressed and hopeless. In my case it’s not working but bless them anyway

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

@heyadamroberts Lol I’m sake shrimp.

[Manhattan Bird Alert @BirdCentralPark]

Plenty of BALD EAGLES flying over Manhattan today, and this is one of them.

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

Seeing this all over NY. #notaghosttown

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

For a ghost town there sure are a lot of people lining up for early voting today in New York City. #boo👻

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

Round up of female Ironman champions and Chrissie Wellington was left out? Someone explain this.

[Chrissie Wellington @chrissiesmiles]

@IRONMANtri I can’t deny it. As much as I never competed for public acclaim it’s a real punch in the gut not to have been included in this list. 😟

[Laurel Jean Wassner @laurelwassner]

Yes! @PattiLuPone the og balcony scene queen.

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

As my grandfather lies in a bed struggling to take his last breaths due to Covid, I’m not sure I’ve ever read anything more offensive or tone deaf in my life.