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[Jamie roberts @Jamie_Pedro]

@LeadBallon why shouldn't you order pelican pizza? The bill will be enormous

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Wot u call a women who's far away !! ? Dot #leadballon

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Why doesn't mike Tyson play on the playstation ? Cos he is an x boxer #leadballon

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Two flys on a toilet seat ? One got pissed off #leadballon

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Who's king of the hankies ? Handkerchief ! #leadballon

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customer : could u call me a cab please ? Fred said no problem ! Cab cab cab #leadballon

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Did u hear bout the guy who whole left side of his body was cut off ? He's all right now !! #le

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Di in the fish & chip shop holding a piece of cod ask 4 a fish cake ? Man replies none left ! Di looks @ the fish & says shame it's his bday

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Went over the severn bridge earlier, ended up paying !! Can't handle that a toll #leadballon

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Went to the cashpoint earlier to check my balance ! Bloody fell over #leadballon

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Y do aliens spill their tea ? Because of the flying saucers #leadballon #thisonebad !!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party ? Cuz he was a fungi !! There wasn't mushroom there apparently #leadballon

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What's black & white & eats like a horse ? Zebra #leadballon

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I broke my leg in two places - Sheffield & Wolverhampton #leadballon

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Had a banana & a grape off one of my neighbour's son.... I said 'thanks a bunch I'm very grapeful #leadballon

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Went to the zoo the other day there was only 1 dog !! It was a shitzu #leadballon

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Im off to Russia !!! I Moscow #leadballon

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Hear about the scarecrow who won the award ? He was outstanding in his field #leadballon

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Hear about the magic tractor ? Turned into a field #leadballon

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How long will the taxi be ? Bout 12 feet #leadballon