Get ready to burn, bruh. New humor piece is up thanks to @The_Belladonnas 🌞🌞🌞 The Sun’s Plan For More Hot, Manly Energy on Earth https://t.co/6iiQVjlqOZ
Do you know about the Invisible String Cheese Theory? It's VERY cool and completely real. 🧀🌌 Dig into this psychic phenomenon today ... you won't regret it https://t.co/E2xyhzlCPk
“How to maintain a stranglehold on youth.”
Age-Defying Beauty Tips From Ceridwen the Shape-Shifting Goddess of Wisdom by @leanne https://t.co/qNmoFGIrIC
"After all, democracy dies in darkness, but resistance is futile." 😿
The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets https://t.co/4ZZEd2LN7g
Anyone need a 24k TRUFFLE TURKEY recipe? I gotchu - bravo to the copywriter who pitched Bougie Birds to the marketing team; quiet turkey luxury is trending
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Ad Age gives Salesforce #SuperBowl ad 2/5 stars: So this is about "a tech billionaire (Marc Benioff, Salesforce’s co-founder/co-CEO) chastising other tech billionaires (Mark “Meta” Zuckerberg and space cowboys Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk) for not being, well, grounded enough"