Lebron Not James

[Lebron Not James @Lebron_NotJames]

@ESPNFC if Messi has 10000 fans, i'm one of them
if Messi has 1000 fans, i'm one of them
if Messi has 100 fans, i'm one of them
if Messi has 10 fans, i'm one of them
if Messi has 1 fan, i'm the only one
if Messi has 0 fans, then i'm dead

✅

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

If you're a virgin, tell him to pay your bride price first. If he doesn't agree, let him go.

But if you're not a virgin, open it like you've been doing since secondary school.

[Ghetto Kid ™🔥 @Ghetto_kd]

Hojlund also wants to dedicate a goal to Jota 🥲😂

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

my gf a zoophile cause she fell in love with the goat

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

It’s either a woman likes you or she doesn’t. If you have to “apply pressure” then you’re begging her to settle for you.

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

Bro really willing to risk it all for you

[pelumiii.🧛🏾 @shelovespelumi]

Texting with someone whose level of humor and sarcasm matches yours >>>

[Scheduling conflicts - Hurts @280ZAYZB]

I know it smell good as hell in there

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

“Broke” to “Millionaire” to “Billionaire” is the goal.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[Shady Times @ShadyTimes]

If we talking about achievements, accomplishments and sales it’s Eminem but if we talking about lyricism, impact, influence, production and skills it’s still Eminem

[kamo @kamogelx]

“Recreating this before the end of the year”

Lapho the gent you talking to is not even thinking about a trip, let alone with you 🧍🏾‍♂️

[Paul Anderson @PaulAndo1987]

Nah, he was -4 at Anfield.

[Kgarebe ya Motswana ❤️ @_Gelo01]

Guys le rata bo hygiene ba 2cent!! Wena o ka tlhapa o bona bathroom espina!?

[shamakamina @shamakamin]

For 700k I better take Messi home with me

[Rugilandavyi Barabona @rugilandavyi]

The woman you wake up every 30 minutes at night to do a security patrol around the house for

[. @TGM_007]

nigga from Zimbabwe told us to call him Billy… whole time his name is Ability.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

They play anti-woke football. No weird tactics, just a group of talented ballers who can find themselves anywhere on the pitch and still ball. No tactical restrictions, just pure fluid artistic expression.

[Zlatan Gomez @zan_diva]

Which letter are you blocking out with that star?