I was I a restaurant and I said to the waiter,
“Oi waiter my lobsters only got one claw”.
He replied “yes because it’s been in a fight”
I said “well bring me the winner”
Tommy Cooper
Take a bow & Aaron Rai as he becomes the first English winner of the US PGA Championship since Jim Barnes in 1919 👏
Aaron Rai is a credit to the game not just with his golf but how he carries himself both on & off the course 👏
#USPGA@PGATOUR#golf#PGAChampionship
Sir David Attenborough has dedicated his life & career to educate & try to make us see that as a world we can make a difference ❤️
#davidAttenborough
@MaldonTiptreeFC Well done to everyone involved at M&T for what has been a long tough successful season both in the league & the FA Cup.
Good luck for next season 👍
Morning you lovely lot (well most of you 😄).
Partridge on the Rewind Show @VIBE1076 ,DAB & online.
Playing the older tunes & a dusting of waffle as I take you back through the years.
Have a great weekend everyone 👋
#radio#presenter#easter#easterweekend#hertfordshire
The irony of the BBC News channels reporting on the Scott Mills situation saying the BBC has refused to answer any of their questions 🤷♂️
@BBCNews@BBC
I’m available to present the Breakfast Show or other shows for the BBC in light of Scott Mills being sacked & others leaving.
You’re welcome in advance BBC & I’ll wait for the call. 📞
@BBCRadio2@BBC
If this is the standard of refereeing & VAR we have to look forward to for the World Cup it is going to be a shambles.
FIFA need to up their game desperately quick 🤷♂️
#ENGURU@FIFAcom#fifa
There seems to be a history of
predators that have hidden in plain sight within the BBC.
But nobody has been held accountable for it.
#TheDownfallOfHuwEdwards