Chris Harvey

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

So I looked up how long it takes to replace all the cells in your body so I could eat burritos that long and become burrito man...

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@shagbark_hick @PraiseBeToGod77 backpacker here... Reflectix (foiled bubble wrap used for windshield sun shades) makes a good sleeping pad, a 10 foot roll of 24" is about $20 at the hardware store, fold it in half for a double layer and you can stay warm sleeping a glacier, very good insulating properties

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@AriWRees Will Ferrell in Stranger than Fiction

[PICK SIX U @therealutahutes]

RT IF YOU’RE GOING TO THE 2023 ROSE BOWL 🌹🌹

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@DragonflyJonez I think about you every year when we call it "autumn" because "all dem" damn leaves on the ground. Love you bro.

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@Spencer_Durrant Ralph's Boat Repair has done excellent work on mine in the past https://t.co/83qRSRw63n

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@espn700bill @ESPN700 Best is subjective, but "For Love of the Game" is my personal favorite

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

Feral hog twitter is my favorite twitter since fat bear twitter 😂

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@anna_bergevin why did I read this thread in Wade Jacoby's voice? 😂

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

The thing is, the best way to understand Theresa May’s predicament is to imagine that 52 percent of Britain had voted that the government should build a submarine out of cheese.

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@vivintarena @utahjazz @RandRBBQ @victorgchan

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@BASS_nation hard to beat this setup for watching #BassLive

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@jodyssanders @5thCircAppeals I think Paine would have been a volume tweeter with very strong opinions on virtually everything, and he famously feuded with the otherwise beloved Washington and with Christianity. He's my pick too.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

@chrislhayes Segregation and race hierarchy, I think, are the forces that will destroy this democracy if they aren’t reined in, pacified, and reversed.

[bobby @bobby]

hey teens you don't have to respect adults if they're shitty. it's insanely easy to get old now, it's not like back in the day when being forty meant you had survived The Long Winter or whatever the hell.

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@Clintonite33 for 2019/20 the Jazz have a decent lineup with two stars under contract (Mitchell/O'Neal/Ingles/Crowder/Gobert) and like $60 million in cap room (pending Exum FA). They're in a good spot.

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

[Robyn Pennacchia @RobynElyse]

PUT YOUR TIN FOIL HATS ON, we are about to go on a VERY wild ride.

I haven't been this excited since I first found out about the incredibly strange world of quicksand porn.

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@Jglo @TheKalenAllen Haha this is the one people are talking about. It may seem beyond parody but I can confirm that this and similar culinary nonsense is a real thing in Utah.

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@DragonflyJonez I think the storylines in the show just couldn't come close to matching the absurdity of real life.

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

@ByCommonConsent Thanks! Helps take the sting off of this https://t.co/JOJHGbgRwn

[Chris Harvey @LegalBass]

...sadly it turns out some cells are never replaced. Eating burritos for like 7 years to become 99% burrito man just doesn't seem worth it.