Supreme Leader

Dieu Merci!!!

[Supreme Leader @LegitIbrahim]

In shaa Allah, I shall hear these words:
يا أيتها النفس المطمئنة
أرجعي الي ربك راضية مرضية
فادخلي في عبادي
وادخلي جنتي

[YOO BRO @mosleee_s]

Bomboclaat!

[ohi|2d| @_bigSnek]

Yes they taught us that in CRK

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

this country is run by idiots on a special level 😭

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

Nigerians desperately need to stop this blunder of assuming our governors are stupid, grossly incompetent or somehow lacking in basic brainpower.

The Governor of Kano State, Abba Kabir Yusuf, may very well be corrupt, but he is neither incompetent nor stupid for launching this grand theatrical mass wedding featuring 3,000 couples.
To grasp the sheer genius of this scheme, you have to recognise that the budget for this extravaganza dictates the state government pays the mandatory dowry of ₦100,000 for each bride and provides an additional ₦100,000 grant per couple to help them start a small business, a petty trade, a neighborhood kiosk, or a joint venture.

The lion's share of this multi-billion Naira budget is not even handed over as traceable direct cash to the couples.
Instead, it will be miraculously spent on purchasing physical goods such as thousands of wooden beds, oversized wardrobes, thick mattresses, sewing machines, bags of rice, cartons of spaghetti, and flashy wedding attire for the couples.
You must be smoking something highly illegal if you think the supply contracts for these items will be awarded to genuine independent businesses, rather than shady proxy companies indirectly controlled by the state government and the highly placed Hisbah officials.

The logistics racket is where the real premium tears of joy are shed by the politicians. Mattresses and bed frames are incredibly heavy to move and they require rented heavy-duty trucks, expensive loading crews, massive storage warehouses, and armed security escorts.
Also, the couples undergoing medical screening will be housed, extensively fed, tested for HIV, screened for drug abuse, checked for genotype compatibility, transported back and forth, and thoroughly monitored.
Every single one of these line items will be shamelessly inflated, padded to the heavens, and mercilessly added to the final bill that the tax-paying public is forced to cough up.

When you zoom out and do a proper forensic analysis, you quickly realise these people are not intellectually challenged. They are systematically funneling billions of Naira that should have provided the people of Kano with functional hospitals, reliable primary schools, clean drinking water, paved roads, and CCTV cameras for state policing, straight into the deep pockets of government officials to buy private jets and luxury estates in Dubai.

What's even said is that, the very citizens whose futures are being looted into oblivion, instead of demanding a serious investigation, instead of assembling a crack team of accountants to x-ray the accounts where this public money flows, instead of auditing the fake supply invoices, instead of tracking the nepotistic subcontracts, they will just run to social media, type out a few angry emojis, and start calling the government stupid, misguided, or retrogressive.

How exactly does your lazy online name-calling help stop this monumental, meticulously planned, and spectacularly executed daylight robbery?

[Benassi @Benassi_ef]

Just imagining the amount of Cocaine that was sold and snorted over the weekend in Monaco

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Ladies, if a man asks you to send pictures, don't be annoyed, it's literally the only thing you can afford to send

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israel has given us OnlyFans, War, Debt, and illegal nuclear weapons that threaten the world.

Iran has given us algebra, chemistry, and Medicine.

[Fulanijnr @jibrilhassaan]

Two government in a country: one collecting tax, the second one collecting ransom.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Banning Russia was completely fine?
Looks like hypocrisy to me.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

This World Cup is going to be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

[Dr Mustee Gwandu. @Iam_Musteey]

No matter how much you love Islam or how passionate you are about it, you will appreciate and enjoy it even more when you discover it for yourself rather than merely inheriting it. Self-conviction is stronger than inherited conviction.

Inheriting the religion is a blessing, but discovering it through your own knowledge/understanding and conviction is a greater blessing.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Good morning, I don’t know what is funny about begging terrorist for money. What kind of moral decadence is that??

[Jalo Abba II @JaloAbba]

Both my parents were Fulani, I’m proudly Fulani. I’ve never killed even a lizard in my entire life & I don’t want land outside my hometown of Yola.

So please, when a bandit who happens to be Fulani commits a crime, call them by their names. We the Fulani people didn’t send them.

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

This joke again.. Israel was created with US military support, it wouldn't survive a single day without it.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.

[Abdul- Maestro @Total90_king]

I can't believe there was a time i had to debate "auren zaurawa" and paying pilgrims with public funds is a misplaced priority.

[Promise @KALADIMA1972]

Saw one reposting “preek wey go sweet, na from transfer you go know”. I was soo disappointed in my self
I was really disappointed
The fact that I even tried to exchange number with someone like that. I no rate my self for like 2 months

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Imagine Iran eliminates the USA in the world cup. I would have a footballgasm.

[Andz @Andzace]

I NEVER THOUGHT A DAY WOULD COME WHNE IRAN 🇮🇷 WOULD STRIKE ISRAEL 🇮🇱 BEFORE BEING STRUCK

IRAN’S 🇮🇷 CAME OUT MORE POWERFUL FROM THIS WAR!

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.