Legrand

— almost doesn't count —

[Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter]

Because public ass whuppings are humiliating

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Legrand @Legrand_Moses]

@joshuamalidzo @ed_gera8 @MyKenyaLaw @Kenyajudiciary You literally have 3 million tabs open 😂

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Someone, somewhere, will say yes. That is what matters. Someday, it will be a yes. And if it never comes, so be it. I'd sooner live with the illusion of hope than the dark, moonless reality of surrender.

[Ashutosh @ashutoshpac95]

What should i do now??😭😭

[Chela🖤 @Ruthjelagat13]

CIA dispatch on ground.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Small penises are aristocratic, high class, high IQ, high caste. People who fetishize big cocks are slaves to their base instincts, incapable of appreciating refined precision and sophisticated manhood. Few understand this.

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

Go well doc

[bunbarotta @sowmyya_]

I wish to die young so people can cry about my wasted potential instead of me crying about it being alive

[An Emotional Environmentalist @AjaniMnyandu]

It’s strange how we’re encouraged to pursue higher education so that we can become informed, critical thinkers and contribute to society. But the moment that education is used to challenge popular narratives, we’re told we’re too educated, out of touch, or speaking from privilege

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

the pope and i are so aligned

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[Blue Eyes White Dragon @babahoshii]

Met a guy on the bus who was explaining that that he likes to ride public transit to try and meet women because a woman who has made enough poor life decisions to be forced to take the bus might make another one and date him

[fake bisexual liberation front @heshidicjudaism]

This made me get kicked out of my ap us history class in high school for laughing too hard

[Ndong@Conslaw @Ndonglaw043]

-For some reason I suspected the E filing might not be working so that I do not get to read such a GEM OF A PETITION ON THE EBOLA CENTRE of the US'KENYA 'COOPERATION' by @katibainstitute through the Rigorous pen of ndugu @joshuamalidzo✅️
- Ayaa basi Tusome, kiunganishi ndio hii hapa:✅️

https://t.co/Syf2CTs0Nn

[Dividend Investor & Farmer @BoardLotSultan]

What I loved about Ngumi was the total lack of corporate PR pretense. When parliament questioned his KSh 362M Telkom fee, he didn’t stutter or apologize. He looked them in the eye and said, "I'm paid this much because I'm the best in the business."
https://t.co/HLxgyLI27S 🧵

[Erika Guevara Rosas @ErikaGuevaraR]

Generative AI doesn’t run on magic. It runs on massive data pipelines built on privacy violations by design.

Our new @Amnesty report exposes how big tech’s AI systems are powered by surveillance, data extraction, and abuse of people’s rights, at scale.

We researched the models powering some of the most popular publicly available standalone generative AI tools, including GPT 3 by Open AI, Google’s Gemini, Meta’s Llama, DeepSeek and tools by Midjourney and Stable Diffusion.

This is not innovation at any cost. It comes at a high price: our human rights.

Read the report: https://t.co/MGRonqai7o

[konvo @Ndesh_]

This was supposed to be my year na ishafika katikati

[onion person @CantEverDie]

we’re sooooooo close to the bubble popping in ai i can literally taste it

[Mac n Cheese 🧀 @stealyoredbull]

Life was better when there was a ‘computer room.’ Where you had to physically enter the room to get on the internet and then log off and leave that room and the internet stayed behind. The minute we were able to take it with us in our pockets that’s when society collapsed fully