Sam

life is good

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

I don’t care about hurting anyone’s feelings anymore.

You are a dumb fuck if you voted for that rapist, racist felon.

You are a dumb fuck if you thought both candidates would be bad and sat your ass at home.

Don't you fucking dare complain when your kid's teeth start separating from their gums.

Don't fucking complain when polio and measles are running rampant.

Don't fucking complain when cancer research is halted along with research for other deadly diseases.

Don't fucking complain when you can't find the prescription drugs to treat your serious conditions because the brain worm guy who is not a doctor will be deciding what medications you should be taking.

Don't complain when RFK Jr. has children drinking raw milk.

This is what the fuck you wanted.

A kook in charge of America’s health.

#DemsUnited

[Sam @legs4days_]

Why you think my head game so strong? I grew up a bootlicker 🤪

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

gotta be 23-year old lady gaga shuting down a reporter asking a sexist question… this woman raised me😭😭

[del @clcbarbies]

Kpop stans wouldn’t hate ballads if they stanned people who could sing!

[Sam @legs4days_]

Nah cuz too soon💀

[Mean Girls Musical @MeanGirlsStage]

You should TRY a GUY named Aaron Samuels...

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I WANNA STOP DRINKING 😔😔but I realized the owner of the liquor store gotta family to feed !

[Sam @legs4days_]

Did I just find a long ass hair in my Ben & Jerry’s?… yes
Should I sue?? Considering

[Sam @legs4days_]

If you don’t tip on Labor Day your moms a hoe

[Sam @legs4days_]

BeReal is making me realize how many gay friends other gays have… and that they’re all thirsty bitches

[furby bridgers @chronicinflame]

i love my mom dearly but i’ve never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

nah this edible got me fucked up

[Sam @legs4days_]

What if… we held hands over the Trader Joe’s rosè?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Abortion is legal in California.

It will remain that way.

I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.

We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.

[Paper St @ElCidDeltaFrat]

@HHNB52168650 @santiagomayer_ @Art_Chicken

[swagbyday @twocupdaddy]

message to the youth:
Put the vape down, pick the blunt up.

[Lolo ❁ @lilleanmami]

break up with ur anti-abortion boyfriends today ladies 🫶🏻

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s be real: there’s a WHOLE lot of men whose lives, careers, and families have benefited from an abortion (including several “pro-life” GOP Congressmen).

Men, we need you right now. You can get through in rooms others can’t. Your power matters. Speak up. This is about us all.