leo kaLyan

songs for the soft revolution

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

my new song “volume up” is a song for the versions of you that only come out when no one’s looking. a soundtrack for mirror selfies & kitchen dance breaks & walking through the airport like u just ended things with someone rich. pre-save here, pretty pls : https://t.co/azKbui7XWK

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

your inner circle should challenge u, celebrate u & roast u in equal measure. if it's all praise, that's a fan club not a friendship.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

the moon gets away with a lot because it's pretty.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

they want us invisible but we keep showing up in sequins. must be devastating.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

my attention span said "pick me or pick your phone" & i picked my phone. we're in couples counselling.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

i accessorise with gold. some men accessorise with insecurity. we are not the same.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

nothing in the universe moves faster than an auntie deciding whose fault this is.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

the loneliest five seconds of the day is when a song ends & nothing's queued.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

it's cheaper to eat poison than vegetables & then they call it a lifestyle choice.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

the older i get the funnier authority becomes.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

god made the rainbow. homophobes hate the rainbow. let's think about who's actually going against god's design here.

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

they'll eat your curry on friday, do your yoga on saturday... & tell you to go back to your country on sunday

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

wow at the confidence of a mediocre man walking into a meeting he hasn't prepared for

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

you can be kind & be done at the same time. those were never opposites

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

a man in a skirt isn't confused. he's just not afraid. and that scares people

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

dogs believe in us at a level NO evidence supports. it's the best thing about them

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

every historical figure would've been absolutely unbearable online

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

nobody warns you that one day you'll miss being bored

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

ducks seem to be having a much better time than us on this planet 🫠

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

the version of you everybody likes is the one that costs you the most

[leo kaLyan @leokalyan]

funny how every rule disappears the second a powerful person wants something.