Al Prazolam

a shrimp DID fry that rice

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat sopping body away pathetically*

[levy @1929stockcrash]

saw a man showing off his reversible George Floyd-Jeff Epstein puffer at wash square today

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[✧ @JadenActually_]

…….

[ramabulem @mphoramabule2]

I hate how she get of the bed 😂😂😭

[THERAVADA @THERAVADA]

Every time i see the fedex logo im like damn man that designer lost his mind w that one

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Listen to your penis, powerful concept

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[bea🧚🏻‍♀️ @jewcyydiva]

why is my brow gel giving saddam hussein hiding spot

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

this tik tok changing twitter and the english language forever

[jãy @iemonade]

I can still smell 2020 hand sanitizer if I close my eyes

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

Happy #PrideMonth! 🏳️‍🌈

[matt 🛝 @aut0mattick]

Just saw a girl wearing an “antisocial social club” shirt holding hands with a guy wearing twenty one pilots merch