lesbian bed death

Most people seem to like me.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Ronald McDonald, the Burger King King, Wendy

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@Ryskalchick so glad to have finally seen this

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@_violentfemme they're just jealous

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The lesson I've learned from plastering every detail of my personal life all over the internet is that no one cares enough to stalk me.

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the existence of pubic hair disproves Intelligent Design theory

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@therealbacca You are too a homemaker, regardless of your talent at it. Crockpots rule.

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via @TheOnion - Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index http://t.co/IpzL7T8D

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@twattertwats how about now?

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still among the best things ever http://t.co/kuaPOWXv

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@mspaintisawesum @KurtCNudel Thank me

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Every time a chef is threatened, someone should skin a panda.

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Why learn how to drive when the robots can do it for me? http://t.co/fBxzYQyT

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@mspaintisawesum 140 characters is not enough

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One of the (many) things I try not to think about: http://t.co/xstPOSsj

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Things I've been missing by not being on Twitter #1: Coco's Titty Tuesday

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Wow, most famous people are really boring.

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Why yes, I have Twatted.