I’m not a street nigga,

I’m just a nigga in the streets.

[I’m not a street nigga, @Leshkip]

Before I die I wanna meet and slap that idiot who called it a vagina and not a cockpit.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

They probably throw away your Visa application at Monaco embassy if your attached proof of income is from a salary.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

LMAO??

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel

[Cdot @ThaCdot]

You can see his heart pounding through his shirt 😂 😂

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

Joao Pedro checking the hospital bed if Neymar Jr have recovered.😂😂

[Morpheus @Morpheus156]

I have a friend from DR who told me ppl legit hate this guy in that country just bcus of this video and the damage it did to their pr lmfao

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

That transition was too smooth.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Hotels be like, “It’s $145 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $850.”

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

“People with REAL money never flaunt their wealth, only ghetto people do that” - Random broke people on Twitter

Meanwhile…

[yip @yipfella]

why babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[Omar Ezzat @mf4883]

لاعب تونس وهو رايح يقول لفريقه إن دوكو جاي

[Dan @Daniely79]

Proper football stadium not some converted NFL stadium

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

Being this fat in the wild he’s either a thief or the leader of a monkey cartel

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

He run like those weird kids in school going to lunch

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Nigga got chased by😂😂

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up