april (certified lesbian)

mostly smut and sex polls. coworkers enter at their own risk. DM’s are open. lesbian, she/her, athlete, 20 years HRT 🏳️‍⚧️. pfp by @furboz.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

“This one,” asked Nissa.

“No,” replied Chandra.

“This one?”

“No.”

“You want… this one,” Nissa whispered incredulously.

“Oh yes,” confirmed Chandra.

“I call it the ‘decidedly male’,” Nissa confessed, strapping it on.

“I-I know,” stammered Chandra, blushing furiously.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

long time no chat, but had a surprisingly interesting poll come up in my random chats on discord today.

which smell do you enjoy more?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@BriannaWu i am so glad that, at some point in my life, that i was taught how to do an actual apology.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@silentkingpawn it's not bad, but not as good as hollow knight -- the difficulty isn't overwhelming, but i think it makes the game less fun in quite a few spots.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

and a follow-up to the previous poll:

how do you feel about kissing after giving (or receiving) oral sex, assuming that fluids were involved in some way or another?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@henloheyhi i've been okay but twitter stresses me out too much these days. thanks for being worried!

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

i swear i’ve done this poll before, but for the life of me i cannot find it.

have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@RagnarHedin i’ve been doing that for decades! it’s great!

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

quick vibe check:

have you ever heard of “leisure suit larry”

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

between “come” and “cum,” which of the two do you prefer in fiction?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@zdch every time i’ve managed to convince some dude to get over his hang ups and get regular manicures, they’ve been super happy that they did.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

do i think the world would be a better place if more men got mani-pedis, feeling pretty and sparkly? yup.

do i enjoy how they make me feel feminine, surrounded entirely by women feeling the same? also yup.

would you have more be having more fun if things were less gendered?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

for people who have boobs or who are with people who have boobs, which would more closely describe your (or their) "favorite" bra?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@Psycchan__ i do that when i have 4+ clasps but yes it surprised me too. my (cis) wife also is a spinner.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

for people who have boobs or who are with people who have boobs, how do you or they put bras on?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@Popplars i always do mine behind my back, except for when there are 4+ clasps. those i’ll spin but 2-3 hooks are pretty easy to do behind my back.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@substle sure i don’t judge. :)

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@buttplugio what are the achievements?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@FrameDodge i saw this on discord immediately after i woke up, and thought it was a yuri explanation for why the hare lost to the tortoise.

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@NSFW_Sky_ please by all means yes.

you would probably enjoy this too, it’s very fun and smutty:

https://t.co/l7s2umkZXS

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

supposed we lived in a world where people could easily swap bodies back and forth with other people.

in such a world, would you be willing to swap bodies with your sexual partner and have sex with your original body?

[april (certified lesbian) @LewdApril]

@DevoidEDH sure. :)