Caleb Hammer loses it after discovering a guest split a $40 DoorDash Chick-fil-A order into four payments
Caleb: “You've affirmed DoorDash Chick-fil-A. We knew it would fucking happen in the show. What the fuck. Are you kidding me”
Guest: “It was like $40. Why the fuck would I pay $40 in one payment? I could split it into four”
Caleb: “Why would you pay $40 when you make no money?”
Guest: “I do. I do”
Caleb: “Because you live with your parents. That's why it's able to stretch a little further. But if you're living with your parents, at least pay for it in full. Or, better yet, pay off your $45,000 of debt so you can move on with your life, so you can move to another city”
“We can't Affirm DoorDashing Chick-fil-A. I knew this would fucking happen, and of course you're going to be paying interest on it. Guys, come on. We can't be doing this as a society”
Right-wingers coming up with conspiracy theories about the Charlie Kirk assassination is incredibly weird because a famous conservative figure being murdered by a Communist who was fucking a transgender furry seems like it should validate a lot of their political assumptions
TCG Outpost says there's a good chance the biggest Pokémon box vendors have already CT scanned their boxes and picked out the best ones.
"You pay $75, and they'll take a CT scan of your pack and accurately tell you every single card inside. You can even X-ray an entire booster box."
"Imagine you have a 1st Edition Base Set booster box. You can X-ray it, see if there's a Charizard inside, and if there's not, you could sell it, buy another one, and just start cherry-picking boxes."
"There are a lot of Pokémon vendors out there that have dozens of 1st Edition boxes. I don't know how moral they are, but logically speaking, why would you not X-ray that box if there's a chance it has a 1st Edition Charizard? If it gets a PSA 10, that's a fcking million-dollar card."
Leigh McGowan: "Capitalism, only a few can be rich. Communism, nobody can be rich. Democratic socialism is anyone can be rich, but no one should be poor."
@JasonMcArdle82@RepThomasMassie Do yall hear yourselves. It’s anti free market to have gov involved in business
Yall used to agree that it’s bad when Obama did it now Trump does it and your like yay
Ur gay
Republicans decrying communist involvement in the Democrat party just looked the other way when this administration nationalized ownership of these private companies:
• Intel 10%
• MP Materials 15%
• Lithium Americas 5%
• Trilogy Metals 10%
• U.S. Steel “golden share”
I took a leap of faith and got into reselling.
Withdrew from my 401k and preordered 500 copies of GTA 6.
It’s the most anticipated game of all time, and when they sell out, I’ll be there waiting to corner the market. This will 2-3x by Christmas.
Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.
You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.
Your dad has been so full of shit for 4 decades that he was pushed out by democrats for being a serial liar Didn’t matter now days but in the 90s he had little political influence because he was so notorious for being a smuck he didn’t change
The other posters analogy is bs
@muckraker1975 You do realize two dollar bills are an authentic thing. I think what you meant to say was three dollar bill. Regardless, let’s agree to disagree.
I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.
1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.
2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.
3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.
4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.
5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.
6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.
7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.
The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.
I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.
1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.
2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.
3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.
4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.
5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.
6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.
7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.
The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.