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[LETS GO KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Santi @Straw_hat_Santi]

This statement has been falling on deaf ears lately.

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Dont mess with me

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

[ARIES ✰ @mskmoneyy]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

[🌸 cat 🌸 walker's favorite lesboy @catherinespaws]

i miss filler episodes. idgaf how annoying you think they are, theyre SO necessary to get the audience attached to the characters. i need to know what these chucklefucks you've introduced to me do in their free time or i can't and won't like them as much.

[cherry blade 🍒 @vitaminchex]

do NOT let the avatar see this

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

would you answer?

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

Check in on your friends. Someone you love may be playing gacha games.

[des @dotnetschizo]

my favourite turn based strategy game

[zae @itszaeok]

thinking about how wandavision dropped around the same time as my great grandma's passing and i went into that funeral and said "what is grief if not love persisting." gagged the congregation a bit them old folks thought i was shakespeare omg