Lexifer

just want to be Helena Bonham Carter and drink coffee ✨

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

I have run the London Marathon which gives me full bragging rights for the rest of my life xoxox (and I’ve raised almost £3k for MS Society) 🧡

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Brighton Marathon 2025, you have my heart in a headlock.

A one hour and 18 minute personal best ❤️

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

It’s 2025 and we are AI’ing our faces.

When can I quit and go back

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

8 mini eggs isn’t a portion it’s a disgrace. I’m coming out of my deficit for Easter.

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

It’s 2025 and there is still such limited choice on women’s running leggings and shorts with pockets.

I am a “I hate a running vest” girly and hardly any running companies have supported us yet

(Except @sweatybetty - 2 sides and a zip is elite and I appreciate you) 🙏🏻

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Mufasa was wonderful 🦁

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

2024 has been CONSUMED by a silly little show @mincemeatlive

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

My entire personality for the foreseeable future is Wicked.

I haven’t felt this way since I was like 16, but life has come full circle ✨

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

@amosspriv Whyyyyyy

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Excuse me @Great_Run, but due to the cancellation of Great South Run today, a lot of people set off on a ten mile run today regardless. Can you amend this to be a virtual event so we can all receive medals and T-shirts for it still? 🙏🏻

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Today a doctor said my BMI was normal for the first time in my entire life and I cried

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

@sweatybetty hi where is my order? Ordered 29/9 and says it was ready to be shipped on 30/09 but no info since. Tried your online form but it just says that I am unable to track it.

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

@Amarghh I’m obsessed

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

This used to be a 8 point day… completely throws someone’s entire routine @Vitality_UK

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

@Vitality_UK why have you changed your point system?! So basically if I do 30 mins at 60% workout and 10,000 steps now I only get five points?
Ridiculous.

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Matt and Emma Willis hosting together is everything I’ve ever wanted

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

Do Oasis ticket sellers genuinely not want any Park Runners at their gigs or something like 9am on a Saturday are they joking

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

@amosspriv Anyway…

[jade ৻ꪆ @itsjustjadaxo]

hello, before you people say that the world is doomed because molly mae and tommy fury are no more, take deep breaths and remember that this is very likely to be jamie oliver’s fault, as are most things.

[Lexifer @Lexiferrrrr]

The wholesome content is my mum tying up the dog and taking photos of him next to weird things