Alexia from Pita Pit

B. Eng 🌱 bee enthusiast 🐝 Aspiring MILF 🤱🏻

[Alexia from Pita Pit @lexisoccer88]

@chunkyFILAgf Puffer fish inflate when they feel threatened. Why you gotta do my dawg like that for?

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

the flight attendant when your bag is too big to be a carry on

[Alexia from Pita Pit @lexisoccer88]

@tlybls tweet of the year

[👼🏽 @tlybls]

all women who see their relationship reflected in these debacles pls take it as a sign to leave that misogynist loser 🫶🏽 there are better ppl out there i promise

[🇩🇴 El Guebon Supremo🇩🇴🇩🇴Kenny 809🇩🇴 @TuMalditaMadre]

I yelled good morning officer and he looked up 😂 you ain't fooling nobody

[Alexia from Pita Pit @lexisoccer88]

it is absolutely free to use your turn signal

[MISSORCHIDJ 🍉 @missorchidj]

Business casual rules against nail length and colour is extremely anti-woman!

[Aveta👾🇭🇹 @Aliafonzy43]

Forever honoring the woman who made shit poppin and people owe so much to 💕🫶🏾I love you Marsha. Rest in power.

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

hey @BlueJays - y’all always come knocking on our doors come pride season. do something and show your real support for our community and fire his ass.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" NO my stomach hurts whenever i eat things that i like to eat

[Alexia from Pita Pit @lexisoccer88]

why do they have the same haircut

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

[T @gentlycarved]

romo (relief of missing out)

[fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO @Johnatron4000]

she ate him the fuck up

[Sindorman: commissions are Open! @sindorman]

Ok, who’s ready for All Stars 7 tomorrow 🥳✨?

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

everything bagel doesn't have everything, for instance: no rare earth metals