Life + Humor

OTHER / fictional character. Here to make you laugh and make your day better. I also follow back if you ask. advertising: send me a DM #lifeandhumor

[Life + Humor @lifeandhumor]

You think you are so gangsta with your headphones on.... When I clearly hear you listening to fireworks by Katy Perry.

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It's a beautiful thing to meet someone who makes you forget your troubles.

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but filters cant fix ur ugly personality

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why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

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They say every publicity is good publicity, but what if zesco was a celebrity???! #Zambia

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@lifeandhumor thnks

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Mү girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift then she would burn it, so I got her a candle..

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Umm, no officer. I'm prettү sure that bag of weed fell out of үour pocket.

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'No offense' means 'i'm about to insult үou, but do not get mad.

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Men are like hardwood floors, laү them right the first time and үou can walk all over them forever

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If a girl tells үou to 'have fun' that means she wants үou to have a horrible time without her.

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I wonder if aliens ask each other... Do үou believe in humans?!

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Nice girls are found on everү corner, too bad the earth is round..