Gary Tomlinson

Death Metal Dad. Love my family, music, animals and tech. I'll say it as I see it with a cynical British eye, tongue wedged firmly in cheek. Fight the Power!

[Urban Pictures @Urban_Pictures]

MP Jacob Rees-Mogg HECKLED and chased by protesters and bundled away by cops as he arrives at the Tory Party Conference in Birmingham. Footasge available at @Newsflare #Birmingham

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@JaidenAnimation my 11 year old, Billy, drew this for you

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@serjtankian I love Your Mom

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

#skyvip Billy would like to know if your Parents were anything like Tom's? Here's his picture so far.

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

#isitok that #thelastleg is reminding me of this sketch meme from the beginnings of Covid https://t.co/2Hyf93nvP6 #remainindoors

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@hermetichighway I've been listening to you guys and learning about Hermes throughout this year. Now I'm watching season 2 of Umbrella Academy and seeing all sorts of shit. You guys better be watching it and telling me about the stuff I miss in an episode of the podcast soon!

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@NorthernDad5 That's good to hear, you should add more Gwar to your play lists then. Try "Destroyed" which is one of my favorites. It's prophetic too since he describes his own death at the start.

https://t.co/Sr4l4HoLB2

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The coronavirus crisis is far from over.

It's simply wrong to send homeless people back onto the streets.

Right now they need emergency support.

But after this crisis we can't forget we all but ended rough sleeping overnight. We can end it for good.

https://t.co/N6jUgZjjul

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

I've just been shopping in my new @Wednesday13 mask. Shop assistant said "That's a scary mask" and I replied "It's a scary time love."

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@joerogan @duncantrussell I heard you joking today about the asteroid hitting earth conspiracy theory. I had a look and yesterday a 1.2 mile wide asteroid missed earth by 3.9 miles https://t.co/s00RJ1VuTZ

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

#PS4share

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@BQQuinn onstage with your hero

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@BQQuinn onstage with your hero

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@Wednesday13 Good gig tonight, and we think we know who "Zero" is...

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

I bumped into someone I used to work with yesterday, who said she had given up working to stay home and "take care of her Monkey." My mind immediately went to @madflavor land, thinking she must be just constantly masturbating, but her "Monkey" was her Kid, not her Vagina.

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@billiejoe I see you're playing Huddersfield next year, maybe have a quick trip over to Halifax to check out The Piece Hall? https://t.co/Cql1oSbx1W

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The same ipads you use in the UK parliament?

Gravy train? You've been on it since birth, but don't worry, Gout will get you eventually you hypocritical twat.

By the way, whatever happened with the Panama Papers? How's that cash you stashed offshore doing? #Gravytrain

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Hillary Clinton on Assange "Can't we just drone this guy" -- report https://t.co/S7tPrl2QCZ

[Gary Tomlinson @LifeBandit666]

@jeremycorbyn Everyone on Twitter talking about Assange 's rape charge here, that's not what he's being extradited for you stupid fuckwits.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The extradition of Julian Assange to the US for exposing evidence of atrocities in Iraq and Afghanistan should be opposed by the British government.