Life in Wine Sales

Half empty or half full, there is clearly room for more wine. The Life in Wine Sales.

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

@LifeInWineSales is officially retiring. Anyone interested in taking over this great account? Shoot me a private message!

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Live Tweeting my tasting tomorrow. Hipster "Somm" replaced my Pinot btg and allowing me the privilege to taste for Riesling btg spot...

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New buyer took off my Pinot Noir BTG. Graciously, he gave me an "opportunity to taste with him for his Riesling btg spot." #Blessed

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Wish buyers would stop preaching about how "busy" they are.
Note to Self: You are supposed to be BUSY. It's called being an adult.

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

Another Monday in the books. Countless emails sent to my buyers, zero replies. #TheyTellMeTheyNeverGotIt #WhatDoYouDoAllDay?!?

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Me on Wednesday: Need an order?
Me on Thursday: Need an order?
Them on Friday: I need an order
#LifeInWineSales #NoWeDoNotDeliverOnWeekend

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

You preach that your program is "strictly small production wines and spirits." That explains the Jack Daniels Surfboard in your office 👍🏽

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All of my unreturned emails and texts are finally coming back to haunt them - https://t.co/oZHTW0JqOL via EaterNY

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Buyer telling me "they are all good for the long weekend," simply means I'll be driving around borrowing cases for them on Saturday #thanks

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Few more hours and another sleepless O-N-D comes to an end. Who's with me?

[Joanie Karapetian @Drink_Repeat]

@LifeInWineSales yes! I love your posts. So true to my heart. All of it! #thestruggleisreal

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

Here's evidence that more of you are reaching for that second bottle of wine, thanks to Uber http://t.co/tM6PU5JyLe

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

#LOVE Hatchet Hall's Wine List Is a Cruel and Maddening Joke. Let Me Explain. http://t.co/qqD79Rc2h5 #WineSales #ThankYou @LAWeeklyFood

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

Robert Parker's 100 point scale was bound to change sooner or later. #tooMany100pointersBOB

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

An issue of Esquire Magazine in each of your dilapidated hotel rooms does not make you a "boutique hotel"

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If you call #winesales the dark side, why am I ready for a fun weekend and you are "stuck" in a restaurant the next 3 days? #sillyBuyers

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I'm a Wine Buyer for Halloween - I'll go buy wine and not pay for it...

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

If only we could Yelp review the wine buyers at each restaurant. #winesales

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Just to be clear - installing reclaimed wood throughout your restaurant does NOT make you "farm to table" #winesales

[Life in Wine Sales @LifeInWineSales]

May have to question the intelligence of a supplier that decided to come into town on a Monday, the last ship day of the month...