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[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

They all made fun of me at school and called me “Boyfriend Dick” and “Mr. Make Her Cum First”

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Hunter Biden, how do I get her back?

[𝔡 @lighter]

until next time

[𝔡 @lighter]

@Dodgers 🐐

[𝔡 @lighter]

9 runs in the first inning is crazy

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

MOOKIE AGAIN.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

SHO'ING OFF ON THE FIRST PITCH OF THE GAME.

[computer @computer1010101]

I like when the lyrics of a song make you want to kill yourself

[𝔡 @lighter]

10/10 https://t.co/bwqC9j1b1a

[𝔡 @lighter]

@runtzbluntz i want you 🗣️

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Shohei Ohtani. Gr8tness.

[Acervo Deftones @deftonesacervo]

Deftones - Entombed

[turd @goonageddon]

this bitch must be jewish the way she pays me no interest

[𝔡 @lighter]

good shots windy day

[۟ @ruireaves]

good morning. nothing is funny anymore. lets close this out please @lakers

[aly @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch