Brando

Wannabe distance runner, niner faithful, 1SG to the baddest group of dudes in EOD

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr Counter point: calling lax small as opposed to floor ball? The remote sport for hockey flunkies? You make fun of lacrosse and hang your hat on that game? At least I finished college and went to war with ISIS. You're kenny powers without the initial success in sports.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr Sick, you play floorball but never heard of lacrosse. You sure you're a gym teacher?

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr D2 second team all American, 2008 Harding University lacrosse lol.

Also, translated my athleticism to a job in an elite unit.

You won't win this.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir Then why are you bragging about being in the 1%?? Who's the weirdo?

Nah, you just opened yourself up to scrutiny and got blasted when you thought you were better. Ill admit to having a petty ego, but at least I earned it. You went from bragging to "its a side gig" pretty quick.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir LOL you wish you could come close to those numbers. Even funnier is the idea that your sport is somehow more athletic than the core ability of cardiorespiratory fitness.

Freaking lala land over here, but I should expect that from a dude who refuses to believe a rule book.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir The diff BTW you and I is that Im also an athlete, but its a side gig that keeps me in shape for a real job, not a offshoot of hockey lol. Im not even the fittest in the unit, theres guys that can run circles around me.

This is purpose driven athletics, not goofball sports.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir Still unsure? Let's try again: Me getting ready to destroy massive TBan drug cache, or skateless hockey?

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir Let's compare: nerd status, left or right? Gigantic fireball explosion behind strike force, or whiffle ball-hockey stick hybrid?

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir My guys are the ones with me on a dead sprint in full kit running with a K9 after a target during a training event. They are actual athletes. And yeah youre right, this totally detracts from the fact that you cant read a rule book. You also dont understand the goalpost idiom.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir Just in case you misunderstood, EOD stands for explosive ordnance disposal. If tech=nerd in this context, man what does that make floorball? And for the record, my guys are all athletes first, EOD second. Id put their abilities against your team any day.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir You definitely blocked me from replying nerd.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@jgrover1533 My money is on BA failing a physical

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@HogfarmerChris Just so youre tracking, the rumor mill is saying he slacked on his rehab.and has extensive scar tissue.

We will know its true if he cant pass a physical.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@MattNielsen89 @alisonblair77 @CharlesBFarr @JoshOnAir Its a real punk move to hit the retort and then block a dude so you dont have to respond.

But it checks out from a guy who couldn't figure out how to lace up skates before playing "hockey"

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@Coach_Yac His own words:

Azz boi, Lil azz boi

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@TinMadDog26 @AlpacaAurelius @0kFlasks My daughter likes to tell on herself, she was on my mind while I read this reply.

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@DefiantLs I can't think of anyone less qualified to talk about military capabilites...

[Brando @LigmaTSPro]

@RonRichmond711 @lamps_apple @royermattw This was memory-holed, but I bring it up every time someone mentions the EPA in a positive manner.